A tree died not knowing it will wipe your ass one day, amirite?

Are you saying logging companies should travel around with a dryad to announce to trees the precise reason for their eventual death? I'm on board

All guys love at least 1 dick, amirite?
Everything is based on luck, amirite?
The flash can't walk on water. amirite?
Getting shot is most likely a once in a lifetime experience, amirite?
"U" shouldn't be a vowel, amirite?

For every rule you think you know about English, there are more exceptions than things that follow

Electricity isn't used directly, amirite?
Electricity isn't used directly, amirite?
@TheSonofHermes The computer itself does. Although arguably electricity already is just kinetic energy since it's the motion of...

Kinetic energy and Electricty are really different things you cant describe it that way also computers use electricty to light up its screen, turn on the fans, and etc the only way we use electricty directly would be in chemistry and health

Electricity isn't used directly, amirite?
@Aminull Computers do.

They convert electricty to light and kinetic energy

Electricity isn't used directly, amirite?
@kcrain Except the electric chair?

You convert electricity to kinetic energy on that one

I believe its only used directly in chemistry and health

We associate red with hot and blue with cold when it is, in fac,t the complete opposite, amirite?

How is it the complete opposite? Just how? Hot stuff are usually redder and cold stuff are usually bluer

You don't move your brain your brain moves you. amirite?

You are your brain. Strip away your bones and you're still you. We are all just advanced computers with the next gen tech body suit.

Down south, there is hardly a pronunciation difference between Mrs and Miss, amirite?

As someone from the south, this isn't true. It's the difference between one syllable and two syllables. Maybe your the one pronouncing them wrong.

The average number of skeletons per body is more than one. amirite?

A fetus has a body too.

Assuming someone on the internet is a male seems more ordinary than assuming is a female, amirite?
@EliteData-Wolf alright, man

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.