We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?

We always talk about dicks but never balls. The sack needs love too

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?

Not if he only does soft-core. Then she might actually use THAT as the sole reason why he chooses to do soft-core. To hide his micro-penis!!

When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?
When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?
@Suspiciousauthor Yeah I've HEARD about it too

Yeah but have you really AMBER HEARD EVERYONE!!!! about it?

With all the weird filters on tiktok & Instagram, someone is probably gonna make a filter which will make it look like some dude cummed on your face. amirite?
With all the weird filters on tiktok & Instagram, someone is probably gonna make a filter which will make it look like some dude cummed on your face. amirite?

In my day we didn't need apps for everything. And we wore an onion on our belts, which was the style at the time

Only the poorest rich people fly in first class, amirite?

First class flyer here. And no, I'm not rich. Not even the poorest. Just regular guys who travels a lot because of work. First class is full of sales person from different industries, most of the time.

Creating a national holiday for essential workers would not give essential workers a day off. amirite?

A lot of service workers work on labor day. But a lot also get the day off. This was always the empty argument used against making election day a national holiday. Not everybody gets the day off. Maybe not all, but a lot would.

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?

Wtf kind of power-thrust, "my dick walks through the room before me", pelvis pulverize hugs are you doing, my dude? I dig it

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
Books and Movies that take place in the future cannot be confirmed as fiction until their respective dates pass, amirite?
@Sharag While this is true, the example doesn't really work here as it's set to be specifically between 1 and 2, limiting...

Right, but in an infinite multiverse, it could have a limiting possibility. For instance, there could be an infinite multiverse, but they must all follow the same laws of physics, so harry potter and the xmen don't exist in any possible universe, which is what most people say when they say "not every option exists."

Everything can be a murder weapon if used right.

kill somebody with a drop of water (without shooting it at them at the speed of light)

The egg came first, because chickens evolved from dinosaurs. amirite?
@Vic8760 Good point. Any egg is an egg (dinosaur, chicken, platypus, human ovum) but chickens are judged more strictly than...

Even then it's pretty simple. During the evolution at one point one species evolved enough to produce the first specimen of gallus domesticus. This individuals egg clearly was the first gallus domesticus egg. So the answer is egg.