ContinuityMistake

Porn is more honest than religion, amirite?

'Cause I fuck the headmaster to pay for my tuition EVERY DAY.

You wish you could send users anonymous messages, amirite?

That's a pussy move.

They say curvy people can be healthy, but be honest, your lumpy and if you are unhappy with it, quit making excuses and actually exercise Shamu, amirite?

Curvy ≠ Chubby

There should be a tv show with mostly gay characters, and there's one stereotypically heterosexual character who loves women and beer and cars and all the other characters are like "Oh straight Larry, you're so funny and straight." Amirite?
There should be a tv show with mostly gay characters, and there's one stereotypically heterosexual character who loves women and beer and cars and all the other characters are like "Oh straight Larry, you're so funny and straight." Amirite?
masturbation is one thing people never talk about openly, amirite?

I mean, I do. (Nearly) everyone masturbates. Nothing to be ashamed of.

@ContinuityMistake Because her worth as a person directly correlates with how "bangable" she is.

Exactly, and her constant sexualizing of herself is not helping that situation. When people see women degrading themselves, it's assumed that that's the appropiate way to view women. Which it's not, obviously.

@ContinuityMistake Because her worth as a person directly correlates with how "bangable" she is.

That makes sense. She does sexualize herself quite a lot. Getting older must have really shot her self esteem since her sexuality is the focal point of her career. I agree she should center herself more on actually working on her talents than just looking hot. My original comment was a bit irritated because I hate it when women are only seen and appreciated for their sexuality but I get now that's not what you meant.

It's only hot when an attractive girl says "I'm a virgin," amirite?
@...it's favvkes.

I find Favvkes to be really fucking hot.

Because her worth as a person directly correlates with how "bangable" she is.

Ehh, I don't want to get married.

A big argument against legalizing marijuana is that people might die from its use, but in reality, those dying would just be natural selection taking care of the people too stupid to be responsible, amirite?
@ContinuityMistake You can't OD on pot...

Yeah, smoking anything is shitty for your lungs. But you don't necessarily have to smoke it, marijuana can be baked in food too.

A big argument against legalizing marijuana is that people might die from its use, but in reality, those dying would just be natural selection taking care of the people too stupid to be responsible, amirite?
@what about the ones who get in a car crash because of it and kill someone?

That happens with alcohol.
Studies have stated that driving drunk is more dangerous than driving high. Now, I'm not condoning driving after smoking marijuana because operating a vehicle after doing ANY mind-altering substance is just fucking retarded.

A big argument against legalizing marijuana is that people might die from its use, but in reality, those dying would just be natural selection taking care of the people too stupid to be responsible, amirite?

You can't OD on pot...

Instead of criminalizing rape, everyone should wear condoms taped to their fuckable orifices. That way no one gets an STD or pregnant, amirite?

No.
The possibility of pregnancy and STDs is not what makes rape a horrible crime. What makes rape horrible is that it's degrading and dehumanizing a fellow human being into nothing but a sex object.