"Oh, so where do you go to school?"
One of the hardest things is when they won't let go of you.
More like a TEDious story.
The existence or legality of birth control and abortion isn't what's being considered an abridgment to religious freedom. They've been around long before this campaign. It's the fact that Obama wants to make it obligatory for religious institutions to pay for abortion-inducing drugs and birth control that's the threat to religious freedom.
Don't forget his amazing skills on guitar. Green Day won't be the same without him.
Your hand doesnt exist? Yikes.
You think that's bad? Mine does this stupid thing all the time where she just doesn't exist.
I find that stepping down because you feel unfit for the role is far wiser than continuing to wield tremendous power while at the same time having your mind grow weary.
His duty is to the church and if he can't fulfill that role, the best thing to do is to let an able bodied cardinal take over.
This pope made the right call.
It smells like teen spirit.
"Sooo... you guys said you'd give me an extra twenty when you got back..."
People without hips are disabled too.
The peace prize is worthless, Obama got one for god sake !
I (read a book about someone who) climbed Mount Everest.
Only because people like Obama more than they like Bush. The only difference between them is Bush made himself look like a complete doofus while Obama is a better public speaker who knows how to manipulate voters with catchy phrases and empty promises.
You guys, these jokes are complete garbage