+31Edward: Hey Bella can you go get me one of your used tampons and a cup of boiling water? Bella: Um why? Edward: I want to make a nice cup of tea, amirite?
+43It's funny when you tell someone they won't fit in, but they're so self-centered they take it the wrong way and still squash themselves in, amirite?
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+34Ripping your pants isn't a good way to pick up chicks, especially if you had planned on dancing with them... amirite?