My wish is to have people favorite my posts? It's actually for people to love my comments, my love/comment ratio is awful.
No, I mainly use it for shopping.
I think you learned a different version than I did...
A-list porn movie featuring Tiger Woods as a straight-shooting black plastic surgeon struggling to overcome oppression in a hospital dominated by the white old boys club and their wives with abnormally large breasts. Tiger has to break down racial barriers with his charisma, charm, and intelligence. And his big black cock.
Honestly, I just don't think amirite is the site for it. I'm sure plenty of people would disagree, and I'm probably not the target demographic, but to me it seems like a way for people to showcase bad drawing abilities, since any actual art would be better displayed elsewhere.
Wait, not everybody slathers their tires in basilisk venom before going out?
Encouraging unprotected sex?
Huh, I always thought it was because he strangled his girlfriend and then abandoned her.
Awesome superpowers: Invulnerability, superspeed, teleportation, laserbeams, healing factor.
Incredibly lame superpowers: The ability to spawn squirrels, the ability to cook fish perfectly at will, the ability to solve simple math problems, the ability to spit abnormally long distances, the ability to look at people and make them shit their pants.
And I don't cry whenever I orgasm...
That wasn't even funny when Nonsense_Narwhal did it, and it isn't funny now.
I can't D:
Or if you were a pregnant woman at a session of How To Not Lock Your Keys In Your Car and you suddenly felt the urge to abort your baby using a coat hanger.
You're not even on mobile. Did you just mold your surgically removed fat into the shape of a cat because your real cats abandoned you, sick of being constantly forced to pose for unfunny jokes, and in your haste to get a well positioned comment forget the distinction?
Wow, now I don't even need to talk to girls to know what they're like. I can just stare at their tits like I always do.