... What? D:
I saw JB before I read thw whole post. First thing that came to my mind was "Junie B." as in "Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice, but I don't like Beatrice. I jus like B and that's it."
Alan Rickman. -Jizz-
Toddlers & Tiaras
To be fair, sometimes people say "I love you" really early, like after only 4 months or so, and it's creepy...
You should tell your school that, dear. Maybe then the boys will start paying attention to the hilarious idea of peeing on doors instead of fantasizing about me.
peanuts or sex?
like jamba juice and In-n-Out
And then they name the album "*cHangIng lighTbUlbs w MAh gurLS **<3 <3 <3
Tell me your secrets! ʘ‿ʘ
Girls: It's funny that guys think we don't know the secret, amirite?
every sink is a magical portal to Vagiland, a land where only women are allowed. It is filled with dark chocolate, and fuzzy blankets, and no men. The reason there is always a line is that some women are selfish and take more than the allotted 5 minutes per visit, because it's so awesome.
Lisa, Bart and Maggie.
Well, I wanted to name them Doughnuts, Beer and Duff, but my wife had other plans...