Kim Possible: the ultimate ginger. amirite?

... What? D:

I don't understand the feud between Jonas Brothers fans and Justin Bieber fans. Everyone knows the original JB was Johnny Bravo. amirite?

I saw JB before I read thw whole post. First thing that came to my mind was "Junie B." as in "Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice, but I don't like Beatrice. I jus like B and that's it."

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How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

Alan Rickman. -Jizz-

Girls shouldn't be dressing like sluts when they can barely dress themselves, amirite?

Toddlers & Tiaras

When you tell someone you love them for the first time, something you don't wanna hear is, "Yeah, you're pretty awesome too...", amirite?

To be fair, sometimes people say "I love you" really early, like after only 4 months or so, and it's creepy...

The fact that some schools now require a bucket and toilet paper in all rooms for ahem "use" during lockdowns speaks volumes about how screwed up the world is, amirite?
@1010490

You should tell your school that, dear. Maybe then the boys will start paying attention to the hilarious idea of peeing on doors instead of fantasizing about me.

Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
The best things in life don't need a commercial, amirite?

like jamba juice and In-n-Out

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white, amirite?

And then they name the album "*cHangIng lighTbUlbs w MAh gurLS **<3 <3 <3

Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?

Tell me your secrets! ʘ‿ʘ

Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?

Girls: It's funny that guys think we don't know the secret, amirite?

Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?
@Sully (Rawr :D): if you don't, then why the heck is the woman's bathroom always have a line? What do you really do in...

every sink is a magical portal to Vagiland, a land where only women are allowed. It is filled with dark chocolate, and fuzzy blankets, and no men. The reason there is always a line is that some women are selfish and take more than the allotted 5 minutes per visit, because it's so awesome.

You already have an idea about what you want to name your future kids, amirite?

Lisa, Bart and Maggie.
Well, I wanted to name them Doughnuts, Beer and Duff, but my wife had other plans...