The next time somebody texts me with "k", I'm going to tell them that they smell like a hippo. And when they respond with "WTF??" I'm going to respond with just "k", amirite?

I just tell them I'm not in the mood to talk about Potassium.

How to create a religion: 1. Get high. 2. Go into a cave or a mountain. 3. Forget to bring munchies. 4. Get snowed in so you half starve. 5. Keep getting high; take a trip. 6. Wander out of your mountain cave and tell people about your trip. 5. You now have a holy place, an explanation of wonder, and absolutely no logic! You've got religion. Amirite?

Ignorant twat.

I am curious to know the average age of people on this site. If you are older than the current vote, vote it up. If you are younger, vote it down. This'll be a good experiment, amirite?

Well, I'm older than one, so up. haha.

Schools are banning the most ridiculous and petty things nowadays, amirite?
My name is Paige Jones and my boyfriend's name is Steven Paige..we probably shouldn't get married, amirite?

A name shouldn't stop you from happiness...

The Beatles :(
haha just kidding

You hate the stupid facebook groups about girls wanting to kiss in the rain. As romantic as that sounds, in reality they'd be whining about their hair and makeup getting ruined just like they whine about everything else, amirite?

Unless the girl doesn't wear makeup...

What is your guilty pleasure?

The spice girls.

It'd be really bad if Justin Bieber got Selena Gomez pregnant since she's 18 and he's only 17 because technically it would be rape on her part, landing her in jail and ruining both their careers, amirite?

A girl can't get another girl pregnant.

Part of the reason Americans are fat is because fatness has become socially exceptable. (weather or not you agree with the ethics) If we were to shun fat people, not include them in social gatherings, and make fun of their size whenever we saw them on the street our fat population would disappear after a while. amirite?

Yes!
Except that would be buwying, and buwying is wrong because buwying hurts other peoples feewings, so then you have to apowogize. :'(
(not)

How does porn magazines make money? Everyone gets their porn off the internet. amirite?

They use grammar that doesn't make them sound like a toddler.

You hate the clean version of "Fking Perfect" by P!nk. Grammatically, it makes no sense. "Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel like you're less than you are perfect." That doesn't even make sense! At least "fking" was an adjective, amirite?
It's weird seeing your name, amirite?

your name.

one main similarity between most americans and blind people is that neither can see their toes, amirite?

I know, it's so hard to see them over my boobs../:

The Power Rangers always seem to just barley be able to kill one monster that gets sent down to earth, why does she send two at once? amirite?
@The_Enigma what?

Sorry, it must be my rye sense of humor.