Crazymotherfuker

The invention of clean water is the only reason your wife gets upset at you for being drunk. amirite?

Do you become an asshole when you're drunk? If so, that might be a more likely reason.

The number of times you've sneezed us probably even, amirite?

There's certainly a 50% chance.

people who give money to Twitch and SnapChat girls and pay for porn; can feel a lot better about themselves if they donate that money to charity and give it to poor people. amirite?

Imagine paying for a service that you enjoy.

There is no way to disprove that we are living in a simulation. Everything we experience could be "rendered" in as we encounter it. amirite?

Oh it's this. Again.

Accidentally biting your tongue hurts much more than forcefully biting it, amirite?

I think it's because if the same reason you can't tickle yourself. When you do it on purpose, your brain prepares you for it. When someone else tickles you, or when you bit your tongue by accident, you don't prepare, so it surprises you.

You're fooling no one when taking a 15 minute nap, then walking out of your room wearing only one sock. amirite?
The gasses found in Jupiter's atmosphere (ammonia, methane, etc) can cause brain damage, so those who go to Jupiter do, indeed, get more stupider. amirite?
People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves, amirite?
@mkfireman That's the first I've heard of it. Do you just eat one when you get a craving? I can see that working because from...

Munching a scorpion pepper is a great way to distract yourself from _everything else in the world_.

After two thousand years the man from Nazareth still has the most accurate depiction of human existence: we are selfish scumbags who can't control ourselves. amirite?
@JoshByer Why not? After all, you're just another dude.

At least I am not a fictional fairytale character.

Stirring tea heats it up, amirite?
@Ghostturdz Why wouldn't it

It moves the tea around and lets it more efficiently release heat into the surrounding air. Turbocharged convection not even close to enough friction to replace it.

Passengers napping while you're driving is a huge compliment. Like, they trust you enough to believe that they can sleep and will wake up alive later, as you're maneuvering a fast hunk of steel amongst other fast hunks of steel. amirite?
most of the smol lizard r sperm,slowly gos in ur penis,loses ther leg,starts birthin n r caled sperm,no know, amirite?
Technically if you're pro-life, you can't be a meat eater. amirite?
most of the smol lizard r sperm,slowly gos in ur penis,loses ther leg,starts birthin n r caled sperm,no know, amirite?
@Tanmoykayesen ...what?

I can write English almost perfectly but there is less space to write in the title so I have written it like that, I am sorry if I have offended you 😥

The problem with stupid people is that they are confident, not that they are stupid. amirite?

It's one of the things that, united, make a problem