We've just assumed that Yoda spoke the way he did because of his species, but it's not impossible that he just had a weird speech impediment. amirite?

Possible, it is.

There is a tiny chance that you've had a cancer cell somewhere on your body, that was killed in a small injury like a papercut, saving your life without you knowing, amirite?

Only skin cancer and yeah so minutely possible that it's never happened

the sky gets it's blue color from water, but what make the water blue, amirite?
The people who appear to be the happiest are often the ones who are hurting the most inside, amirite?

Its a great mask

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
Having a management position sounds good for a sociopath: they could easily prioritize a company while not worrying about the well-being of their workers. amirite?

Most of them prioritize short term gains over long term growth.

Technically chuck and Wilson from cast away are blood related, amirite?

All I know is I'm never going to travel anywhere with Tom Hanks.

The way you knock on a door can set a mood before a conversation begins. amirite?

You can tell which end they want to bang by the banging on a door

If you cheat to get into college, you go to prison. If you cheat to get into the country, you can go to college for free. amirite?
if a camera lens is circle shouldn't pictures be circle not square, amirite?
If we could see in thermal/infrared, we most likely evolutionarily wouldn't feel heat or coolness because we could just see it, amirite?

Would that mean that if all odours were visible gases we would lose our sense of smell and just learn what all the colours meant?

Unless you're fully naked, the laundry is never done. amirite?

Close your eyes family. Daddy has to put in the last load.

If you're living evilly, you're living backwards because live backwards is evil. amirite?

This would be too much on mushrooms.
liveevil

True representation of fear is when you touch your pocket while walking along a street and you don't feel your phone. amirite?

I have, on a not insignificant number of times, spent time while on the phone, looking for said phone.

England being famously bad at sports that they invented is probably leftover resentment at the empires past power. amirite?

English league is the world football because of many foreign players