+1,497Being able to read minds would be incredible...but constantly hearing about how sexy and great you are would probably get old, amirite?
+2,861Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?
+1,125I'm not shy. I'm just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouh to speak, a flow of never-ceasing, insulting comments directed at you will immediately spew from within me, amirite?
+649No one can change a person, but someone can be a persons reason to change. - Spongebob, amirite?
+586I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I am writing in pen so I can't erase my mistakes. My only option is to turn the page and start a new chapter, amirite?
+2,082I think there is more good than evil in this world. It's just that a bomb sounds louder than a hug. amirite?
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+4,332Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fricking plane, amirite?
+384Despite differences in race, religion, and social class, there are so many things that all people have in common. Like hatred of telemarketers, or the way we flip shit if a mosquito flies into our ears, amirite?
+1,053I don't want to impress you, but.......my bedtime is 7:00 but I go to bed at like 7:02, amirite?
+1,050People ask me if I live my life on the edge. Well, let's just say I'm the kind of guy who eats apples without washing them first. amirite?
+1,131If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in jesus name amen", amirite?
+1,059No one is afraid of heights, they're afraid of the fall. No one is afraid to play, they're afraid to lose. No one is afraid of the dark, they're afraid of what's in it. No one is afraid to say "I love you", they're afraid of the response. amirite?
+1,440What if mirrors are really other worlds that only have one purpose: to mimic your world. Let's say you get up to brush your teeth and someone in the mirror-world yells, "We need John Smith in green pajamas brushing his teeth ASAP!" It's pretty cool to think about, amirite?