There should be a place where you can go and break fragile things when you're pissed, amirite?

Isn't that what the Apple Store is for?

I think bullying kids is a good thing. That way, we can differentiate between all of the weak people who commit suicide and the strong ones that defend themselves. The world is overpopulated anyways. amirite?

I HOPE YOUR RECTUM EXPLODES.

Many of us have the oddest amirite usernames, amirite?
Just because you step on a snail and feel bad doesn't mean you're a wimp, amirite?
If we evolved from apes, then how come there are still apes today?, amirite?

Assuming evolution exists, humans and apes came from a common ancestor. Most people for some reason say that humans evolved from apes, which is incorrect.

If eaten the wrong way, swallowing honey can hurt, amirite?

Yes, if there are fire ants in the honey.

You don't know what to call this ----> :/, amirite?

I call it my constipation face.

NO ONE can get their hair as greasy as Snape's, amirite?

Challenge accepted.

Just because you step on a snail and feel bad doesn't mean you're a wimp, amirite?
If eaten the wrong way, swallowing honey can hurt, amirite?
There isn't really any situation where a gun makes things easier and better, amirite?

What if I'm about to get Fifth Prestige?

It's not weird when you like your high school shop teacher a little bit when he forgets to shave because it makes him look hot, amirite?
Censorship is not allowing an adult to have a steak because an infant can’t chew it, amirite?

YES, A POST FROM SIMON. Now I can get the Basic Instinct achievement.

Mushrooms taste like shit, amirite?

I hope you fall into a ditch full of nonpoisonous mushrooms.

Making fun of someone because of how much money their family has is just cruel, amirite?

You dirty rich boy.