NO ONE can get their hair as greasy as Snape's, amirite?

Challenge accepted.

Just because you step on a snail and feel bad doesn't mean you're a wimp, amirite?
I think bullying kids is a good thing. That way, we can differentiate between all of the weak people who commit suicide and the strong ones that defend themselves. The world is overpopulated anyways. amirite?

I HOPE YOUR RECTUM EXPLODES.

If eaten the wrong way, swallowing honey can hurt, amirite?
If we evolved from apes, then how come there are still apes today?, amirite?

Assuming evolution exists, humans and apes came from a common ancestor. Most people for some reason say that humans evolved from apes, which is incorrect.

Mario Kart is more of a sport than Nascar. I mean, driving in circles AND throwing shells at other cars? That takes some serious skills, amirite?

I AGREE WITH THIS STRANGER I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE.

It's not weird when you like your high school shop teacher a little bit when he forgets to shave because it makes him look hot, amirite?
Making fun of someone because of how much money their family has is just cruel, amirite?

You dirty rich boy.

There isn't really any situation where a gun makes things easier and better, amirite?

What if I'm about to get Fifth Prestige?

Many of us have the oddest amirite usernames, amirite?
Just because you step on a snail and feel bad doesn't mean you're a wimp, amirite?
Contrary to popular belief, there are actually six senses. They are sight, smell, taste, feeling, hearing, and the ability to tell whether it's a poop or a fart, amirite?
If eaten the wrong way, swallowing honey can hurt, amirite?

Yes, if there are fire ants in the honey.

You don't know what to call this ----> :/, amirite?

I call it my constipation face.

There should be a place where you can go and break fragile things when you're pissed, amirite?

Isn't that what the Apple Store is for?