Accidents in a story are not accidents. amirite?

Depends on if the story is from real life events

That 70s Show was the original form of Boomer Humor, amirite?

That 70s show was made for Gen X, not Boomers.

If you're fortunate enough, your organs will spend their entire lifetime in complete darkness. amirite?

Not if stick a flashlight in my ass

Despite the fact that people encourage showing emotion, people are often made fun of for crying in public, amirite?

Its time tested fact that when u laugh the world laughs with u. When u cry u cry alone

When you're reading a letter from a famous figure in history, you're basically reading their messenger chat history ... amirite?

In what way?

For a place where lightsabers exist, there's very few disabled people in Star Wars, amirite?

Maybe because so many limbs can be replaced by prosthetics and the prosthetics look like real limbs

Dogs only know to look at our faces because sound comes from there, amirite?

My dog suck my dick because it taste like meat not my sound

Bacon grease is an essential oil because it is the liquid essence of bacon. amirite?

But then why does the vegan stink store not carry it?

Your move flat earthers

Even though you will one day die, the atoms that make you up will last to the end of the universe, amirite?

The atoms that you and I are made of will be mixed and used to make other lifeforms and because the universe is infinite another you and another me.

A Roman wouldn't understand why XL is a bigger size than L in clothing. amirite?

"They aren't numbers, it's an abbreviation"

"Oh, ok, that makes sense"

Even though you will one day die, the atoms that make you up will last to the end of the universe, amirite?
@KevlarYarmulke You mean like until the black era of the universe, when almost everything is eventually consumed by black holes?

Yes, but even then it will take an unimaginably long time for the universe to maximize entropy. Eventually, all atoms will deteriorate into protons, electrons, and neutrinos, and even all the black holes will eventually dissipate all their mass into energy via Hawking radiation.

At some point in your life, you probably beat a world record of some kind. amirite?

Get specific enough, and every moment is a world record

There Are No Rule Against Bringing Fire Extinguisher To Knife Fight, amirite?

there are no rule preventing me from jacking off during knife fight

No matter what remake or second adaptation... whichever one has Bill Murray is the better one. amirite?

A ghost buster remake hater I see

When you're 23 years old you're as close to being 30 as you are far away from being 16. amirite?