Sugar consumption has skyrocketed in recent years but sugar packets are still the same size. amirite?
@Sugar consumption has been declining for years. Probably due to fad diets since the government and manufacturers...

It depends on who you take to... The methodology for measuring sugar consumption has changed. If you run today's numbers using the methodology of 20-30 years ago it suggests that sugar consumption is staying level. But hey, at least that's not an increase.

A Roman wouldn't understand why XL is a bigger size than L in clothing. amirite?

"They aren't numbers, it's an abbreviation"

"Oh, ok, that makes sense"

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?
We've all been taught from a very young age to just accept that most dry-erase markers won't work. amirite?

Yep! And they still don't!

The mouth has hair grow around it because it too can be a sexual organ. amirite?

So does my arm pit.

That 70s Show was the original form of Boomer Humor, amirite?

That 70s show was made for Gen X, not Boomers.

Despite the fact that people encourage showing emotion, people are often made fun of for crying in public, amirite?

Its time tested fact that when u laugh the world laughs with u. When u cry u cry alone

There Are No Rule Against Bringing Fire Extinguisher To Knife Fight, amirite?

there are no rule preventing me from jacking off during knife fight

When we fall asleep, it's our preview of death. When we are up it's our preview of Hell. amirite?

well that's a pretty bleak look on life.

A near-empty phone battery causes more panic than a near-empty gas tank, amirite?
People who say they like pumpkin-flavored things are really saying they like the taste of nutmeg and cinnamon. amirite?

I like pumpkin, but dislike most pumpkin spice items (pumpkin pie is the exception).

Pumpkin is a pretty versatile squash. I've made pumpkin soup, put pumpkin in my curries, made a pumpkin cranberry bread pudding, pumpkin & honey glazed chicken.

I like pumpkin. Cinnamon and nutmeg are okay too.

We all want a girlfriend but some of us are virgins who wouldn't even know what to do if we got 1, amirite?

Honestly man girlfriends have a little more to do than being a virgin but it all comes naturally

If we keep over fishing our seas, we'll eventually kill off whales. amirite?

... no if we don't take immediate action to reverse climate change they will die well before overfishing kills them off...

Accidents in a story are not accidents. amirite?

Depends on if the story is from real life events

If you're fortunate enough, your organs will spend their entire lifetime in complete darkness. amirite?

Not if stick a flashlight in my ass