Glasses do not give +1 intelligence. They should either be tinted or reserved for people with sight problems, amirite?

Is it sad that this reminded me of the Fallout series, and I was going to correct you to say that glasses give Perception?

Anonymous +6Reply
I bet Stephen Hawking calls us walkie-talkies, amirite?

YEAH! How dare the US help citizens being attacked by their leader.

Anonymous +35Reply
Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer, amirite?
@asdijojioiojioxj Guess you've never seen the power of prayer. What a shame.

Guess you've never seen what can get accomplished when you get off your butt and actually go help someone. What a pity!

Moments that will go down in amirite history: The Noise of 12/10/10 and The Crash of 1/15/11, amirite?
@cubsfan012512 Who else was here for both of them?

I missed the noise, but you can hear it if you press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a on amirite.

Anonymous +111Reply
I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN, amirite?

If you die then the sleeping pill wins.... FOREVER!

Heyo is the proper pronounciation of hello, because in spanish ll is pronounced y. amirite?

I want to have the millionth comment so frickin' bad

Harry Potter and The New Testament are very similar. In both, we follow the growth of a young man who does things that we wouldn't be able to believe unless we saw them and who ends up dying before coming back to life, all the while having his trusted followers with him through thick and thin, amirite?

I totally read this as "Harry Potter and the New Testament" like it was book 8 in the series or something. I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Anonymous +328Reply
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

This helped me get over my fear of crowded places too.

In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?

I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

From FAQs:

How Is The Post Of The Day Chosen?

"The admins choose the post of the day when we see a really good post. Not necessarily a post a lot of people agree with, but one that make you think and demonstrates what amirite is all about. We pick posts that will give a good first impression of the site as that is the first post new visitors see."

I don't know about you, but if I was a new visitor and saw this...

After God told Noah to "bring two of every animal" on the Ark, he remembered that he created spiders and thought to himself, "Oh Dammit.", amirite?

I could have sworn you said we were leaving at 5.

Anonymous +23Reply
You can't think of 10 reasons to be against uniforms, amirite?

1. they are uncomfortable
2.they are uncomfortable
3.they are uncomfortable
4.they are uncomfortable
5.they are uncomfortable
6.they are uncomfortable
7.they are uncomfortable
8.they are uncomfortable
9.they are uncomfortable
10.they are uncomfortable

If Morgan Freeman read your school announcements, you'd actually pay attention to them, amirite?

The one time anyone at my school listened to announcements was when the secretary burst into tears in the middle of them and told us all about her boyfriend breaking up with her.

Catching teachers smoking after school hours is hilarious, amirite?

Today, I went to a screamo concert, and out of thousands of people there, I just happened to be standing next to my english teacher, who was dressed up in a banana suit. He was smoking some weed, and then he offered me some.I laughed. Mind. Blown. He then took out a snuggie and a nerf gun. Best. Teacher. EVER. Then we proceeded to a light saber battle. He then told me that even though I failed my test, he would give me an A because I drew an epic dinosaur on the back. Best. Day. EVER.