+519Imagine how heros must feel the morning after they save the day. Imaging how Mario must feel in the morning after walking thousands of miles, dodging bullets, killing dangerous creatures, hopping over lava pits and eating flowers and mushrooms nonstop. He must be pretty fucking sore, amirite?
+338If you mug a U.S. Congressman, you can't shout, "Give me all of your money!" You have to shout, "Give me all of my money!", amirite?
+380It's hilarious on every commercial showing a crazy stunt it says on the bottom "do not attempt", "Whew! Thanks commercial! You basically saved my life, I was just about to ride a motorcycle off a cliff with an umbrella as a parachute!", amirite?
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+563It's funny to see somebody unfriend you on facebook after you had a fight with them, "Wow, you really showed me!", amirite?
+481"Wow! I just took 5 bottles of pills and I am still alive! This game is so unrealistic!" "Dude, we're playing a game about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse and you are calling THAT unrealistic?!" amirite?
+446It's fine to have a special handshake with your friend, but Jesus Christ, if you take 5 minutes to say hello to somebody then you're a giant douche, amirite?
+232The movie Avatar can be compared to shitting fireworks for 3 hours. It's long, painful and everybody around you likes watching it because of the flashy effects, amirite?