The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

"I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this."


How did donkey from Shrek get the dragon pregnant, amirite?

Pretty sure you can't get pregnant from that.

Let's try to keep this post at an exact balance at 3000, amirite?
They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?

And if you try to do a 360 no-scope you get sent home, not applauded.

You freaked out when you realized you wouldn't be able to write your essay because Wikipedia was blocked. Then you realized you may have to face an eternity of unwritten essays, amirite?

Stop Spanish Soup!

Dear VEGETARIANS, how many plants had to DIE to make your salad? Sincerely, the honest carnivore. amirite?
If you are close to a five year old, really listen to what they have to say; because often times, the things they say and questions they ask can be ingenious and deep, without meaning to. Amirite?

"I have to poop." - My 5 year old cousin.

Pshh, if you think Kristin Stewart is ugly, try looking at Sarah Jessica Parker. Like what the hell IS that? amirite?

Horses are beautiful creatures.

It's socially acceptable to add in the word "Nazi" into every sentence you say several times, amirite?

It's not socially acceptable, it's socialist acceptable.

Girls: It doesn't matter how cute a guy is. It doesn't matter how nice a guy is. All that matters is that guy's K/D ratio in MW3, amirite?
@jen That's why Hitler is so sexy.

But Hitler just got a bunch of assists.

What about driving tests?

I find it odd that knock knock jokes didn't transform into ding dong jokes with the invention of the doorbell, amirite?

Because your ding dong is the joke. HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA need some ice for that burn?

It is ridiculous that my family is making me apologize to them for taking my gay best-friend to prom and "ruining their day", amirite?
Americans: You wonder if Canadian provinces have stereotypes, like how California is full of tanned whores and Nebraska has rednecks, amirite?

Ontario - Rich city people.
Quebec - Lots of French people.
Manitoba - Neglected Province or Flooded province.
Saskatchewan - Wheat growing Football lovers.
Alberta - Oil rich cowboys.
British Columbia - Lots of Asians and pot smokers.
Yukon - Wannabe Alaskans.
Northwest Territory - Diamond Miners.
Nunavut - Dog sledding Eskimos.
New Brunswick - Half French.
P.E.I - Potato Farmers.
Nova Scotia - Drunk Fishermen.
Newfoundland - Friendly Ex-fishermen.
That Sums it up.