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It's stupid how me and my friends went to pick up her siblings at the elementary school they went to and a teacher came and yelled at my friend for texting. (We're 8th graders and we dont even attend the school) Amirite?

Why is this on the homepage?
Why didn't this get removed?

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Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?
Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?

These comments just made my night.

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Statistically, 9/11 Americans will be offended by this message, amirite?

I can't stand when people take jokes too fucking serious.
I'm black and I hear all these nigger jokes, and I laugh. it's life get over over it, bitching isn't going to make em' stop and frankly, we don't care if you don't think it's funny. It's on the homepage so alot of others do.

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The people that work at prisons are angels and better be paid a ton. They're risking their life (some prisoner could beat you up), it's scary and people would constantly be yelling at them. Amirite?

I don't know about the "angels" part but yeah they should be paid decently...

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Dear Noah, We could've sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns, amirite?

Way to copy and paste this.

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The less you use swear words, the more power they have when you do use them. amirite?

What do you mean No?
Amish_Pancake...

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Dear flies: You are virtually of no use to this planet indoors, as there are no plants for you to impregnate. Please leave my room and bother someone else. Sincerely, me, amirite?
@toriheartsuu this should be on dearblankpleaseblank.com

They probably copied this from DearBlankPleaseBlank.

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It's kinda awkward when a very Christian friend asks you what church you go to or what religion you are if you DON'T HAVE ONE! amirite?

Yesss!
& when they ask if you believe in God.
I'm like "Uhmm sureee."

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First of all, why are you throwing whatever you have up in the air? And Second of all, why are you screaming while you throw it up in the air, amirite?

And we told you once, now we told you twice

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Girls, it feels good to get eaten out, amirite?

Lmao, why is this shit on the homepage?

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You love having orgasms, amirite?

OHHH NOO MY VIRGIN EYES!!!

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I don't give a damn if its Lil Wayne's birthday, and no he shouldn't be freed. He also shouldn't be allowed to record any more of his shit music until he is released, amirite?
Dear Noah, We could've sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns, amirite?

If you were going to copy and paste it you should have made it funnier by adding or changing something.

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By June you hate everybody in school, amirite?

I hate everyone now.

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