Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
@KilljoyX How?

I don't fully understand it. If you look up "copper coronavirus" the first article explains it better than I could

GoFundMe.com would hate the idea of Universal Health Care in USofA. amirite?

They would be among the least affected.

Think of the insane number of people employed by the medical insurance industry.

If there aren't any bad guys, there wouldn't be any heroes. amirite?

The problem with this world isn't that there is evil, it's that there is good, because otherwise nobody would care.

Humanity has advanced socially, culturally and technologically, but we are still running on 200,000 year old brain meats our caveman ancestors had. amirite?

I mean, the brain gets updated every generation

True beauty doesn't exist as we, imperfect humans, decide what is or isn't beautiful, amirite?

Same goes for true moral good or evil, or truly correct language usage. Evaluations are just that, evaluations.

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 in the morning is realising that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise. amirite?

I think "they" are other people in general that get up voluntary at 4 and exercise.

"Words with the same suffix pluralize to the same suffix"

We tell kids to not take candy from strangers and to avoid them but then we encourage them to get ice cream from a dude in a white van. amirite?

The difference is that an ice cream truck is official. The city/county has allowed it to sell edible items.

Drinking water with milk seems gross unless you also add plants, amirite?
@CastleMaddox I like milk in my tea :(

Then add milk to your tea, I think milk ruins the taste of tea.

If death is anything like being under general anesthesia, than that's awesome, amirite?
@ElBurritoLuchador Depends on your belief(s). A buddy of mine believes that the energy, and information, accumulated over the decades...

And yet when my car stereo loses power I have to go back and reprogram everything. It has so many bells and whistles that it takes forever.

My brain is not nearly as clever as my car stereo. when my brain loses power, all the information is lost permanently. rather a shame, considering that one night in Bangkok....

60 of them don't breathe in again...

But 120 get's to take their first breath.

While the rest of the world is freaking out about the corona virus spreading, scientists are probably enjoying the fresh samples with free shipping. amirite?
It's easier to look straight up if your jaw is open. amirite?

I looked like an idiot opening and closing my mouth and staring at the wall

The biggest carbon footprint any human could have is having another human. amirite?

No, the biggest carbon footprint anyone could have is being a billionaire.

Anyway, having a kid, especially one who's well-nourished, kept healthy, raised with care, and given educational opportunities, adds one more potential innovator into the world.

Sex is same in rewind, amirite?

I wouldn't normally start by hoovering up semen with my penis