You really feel the shortness of February when rent is due. amirite?
@Dairyqueenemployee I get paid twice a month rather than every other week or something, and definitely prefer it for this reason..

February is exactly 4 weeks long. Someone who gets paid every other week will always get paid twice in February. I think I prefer getting paid every other week since that way I get 3 paychecks a month twice every year.

We are the closest thing to a perpetual motion machine... amirite?
@cjcusack Yeah, but its the closest thing

At that standard I'd say a star is far closer to perpetual motion than we are.

People who were born deaf probably think that Bomb, Comb, and Tomb all rhyme, amirite?

This is underestimating the knowledge and conceptual abilities of people. They absolutely can understand the concept of sound and most can produce sound and a large number speak.

Somewhere there is a team of people in lab coats who are researching and developing better dildos and vibrators, amirite?

Why do they need lab coats?

If John can be Johnathan, then seán can be seánathan, amirite?

...you're lucky I'll never have children.

If someone ever creates invisibility, you'll never see it. amirite?
In Pixars Cars universe, the existence of Henry Ford would cause quite the paradox, amirite?
Everything you do on a computer feels like hacking when you are bad at remembering your passwords. amirite?
Women only show love to keep what they fear missing from leaving them. amirite?
@piromysl I don't understand. Whom are they leaving?

They are leaving OP cause he's a misogynistic twat.

She couldn't have chosen a worse place to sell seashells. amirite?
The thickness of a USB port ultimately determines the thickness of most devices. amirite?

Hence why there's MicroUSB, MicroB, and now USB-C

Deja vu is the awareness and relalization that you exist in an alternate timeline and the connection being made when similar activities take place. amirite?
@Iapetus-11 Definitely would be interesting

One of these reality, you have super powers.

From Mario's perspective, the green mushrooms do absolutely nothing. amirite?

That's like a philosophy question. Th counter is surely Mario must know what it does, or he wouldn't be drawn to chase it down.

If it weren't for how how stupid themselves and their supporters are peta would actually be a good organization, amirite?

looks at them actively killing pets yeah no... they're all publicity and money, riddled with corruption by design, no actual efforts for a cause (a whole 2% of its spending goes towards research on animal alternatives, which they would make you think is a priority, but no Publicity is the priority, and the money that comes with it)

People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves, amirite?
@palagof People eat super spicy peppers to impress people, not because they enjoy them. Mint isn't seen as unpleasant so it...

I like super spicy peppers...and I'm alone in the world with nobody to impress.

Delicious...and sad.