Favvkes don't even try
Everybody gets fucked, that's what.
AP stands for 'Advanced Placement', not 'arrogant prick'
And then you find out there all girls...
What if you had octuplets?
Jill, Bill, Will, Phil... RESTART
Nate, Kate, Cate... RESTART
Larry, Harry, Carry, Mary, Terry, Perry, Gary and Barry! HOLY CRAP I DID IT! and if one of those doesn't count the back up is Jerry.
I'm so proud I did that...
Nope. You're all alone and now you're replying to your own comment you sad, lonely, creepy fuck.
I can't name one reason humans are above or better than animals in any way.
Humans are perfectly able to be compared with animals, it's just that humans are so self-righteous they don't want to be "degraded" or whatever. We're all animals and nothing more.
But there is a major difference between the mind of a bear and that of a human: one has a code of ethics. The other builds atomic bombs, kills its own kind, and steals to satisfy its own greed. JK, but in all seriousness, people create things like laws and principles to preserve humanity as a whole. I'm sure widespread anarchy would really go a long way in keeping everyone secure. Just because humans design what's fair, what's not fair, the sanctity of life, etc. doesn't make them any less valid because they aren't found in nature. In fact, it makes them more valid in most (not all) cases.
I don't know if I should give this thumbs up for consistency or thumbs down for... well, consistency.
I'm not a Pokemon trainer... yet.
I thought I would be one of those amazingly cool, good-looking teenagers that you see in films and on tv. Instead, I'm a socially awkward, liked-but-not-popular, geeky, plain teenager. I'm hoping puberty will be nice to me, and reward me later.
Hey guys! if you were a tree, how would you get on amirite?
You would LOG in! Oh gosh I crack myself up