Somewhere, a devout cat lover has walked into a Catholic meeting and promptly realized he had misread the sign, amirite?

Favvkes don't even try

People should stop baking things with love. Eventually, some greedy bastard scientist over at Coca-Cola will figure out love's formula, chemically reproduce it, and then get starving Chinese children to do nonstop manual labor in Coke's factories, producing the most amount of LOVE#57 for the least cost as Coke's CEO sits on a pile of coins, smoking a cigar, laughing maniacally as he rolls it in. So next time someone asks you what's in the cookies, just say, "Fuck you, that's what." Amirite?
Boys will be boys... Unless they get a sex change, amirite?
Everyone thinks "you only live once" is a good motto to live by, but they forget that you only die once too, amirite?
@SemiColin Wait just one AP test?

AP stands for 'Advanced Placement', not 'arrogant prick'

If you were to have twins, you would want them to have rhyming names-- Like Jake and Blake, or Purple and Waitfuck, amirite?
If you were to have twins, you would want them to have rhyming names-- Like Jake and Blake, or Purple and Waitfuck, amirite?

What if you had octuplets?
Jill, Bill, Will, Phil... RESTART
Nate, Kate, Cate... RESTART
Larry, Harry, Carry, Mary, Terry, Perry, Gary and Barry! HOLY CRAP I DID IT! and if one of those doesn't count the back up is Jerry.
cool smilie I'm so proud I did that...

The no-tear shampoo doesn't work when watching Toy Story 3. amirite?
@StickCaveman Did anybody else cry because it reminded you that the day will come when you'll never see your friends again?

Nope. You're all alone and now you're replying to your own comment you sad, lonely, creepy fuck.

It's annoying when pro-life people try to make pro-choice people feel bad by saying "you're lucky your parents were pro-life". Your parents decided to have you because that was their choice. People forget that choice is a two way street which can also lead women to choosing to keep the baby, amirite?
@Pug no need for name calling. respect me, and i'll respect you i highly doubt you have read the entire bible. most...

I can't name one reason humans are above or better than animals in any way.

Not one.

Humans are perfectly able to be compared with animals, it's just that humans are so self-righteous they don't want to be "degraded" or whatever. We're all animals and nothing more.

It's annoying when pro-life people try to make pro-choice people feel bad by saying "you're lucky your parents were pro-life". Your parents decided to have you because that was their choice. People forget that choice is a two way street which can also lead women to choosing to keep the baby, amirite?
@spareseconds Humans designed the "right to live" and "sanctity of life". You think a bear about to eat you is gonna give a crap...

But there is a major difference between the mind of a bear and that of a human: one has a code of ethics. The other builds atomic bombs, kills its own kind, and steals to satisfy its own greed. JK, but in all seriousness, people create things like laws and principles to preserve humanity as a whole. I'm sure widespread anarchy would really go a long way in keeping everyone secure. Just because humans design what's fair, what's not fair, the sanctity of life, etc. doesn't make them any less valid because they aren't found in nature. In fact, it makes them more valid in most (not all) cases.

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You know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you wanted the shark, amirite?
@Favvkes No, i wanted the catfish

I don't know if I should give this thumbs up for consistency or thumbs down for... well, consistency.

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You aren't the way your 2nd grade self imagined and hoped you would be at your current age, amirite?

I'm not a Pokemon trainer... yet.

You aren't the way your 2nd grade self imagined and hoped you would be at your current age, amirite?

I thought I would be one of those amazingly cool, good-looking teenagers that you see in films and on tv. Instead, I'm a socially awkward, liked-but-not-popular, geeky, plain teenager. I'm hoping puberty will be nice to me, and reward me later.

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A paper cut is the paper's way of saying, "If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter, but this is the best I can do," amirite?

Hey guys! if you were a tree, how would you get on amirite?
You would LOG in! Oh gosh I crack myself up

Prison guards are always sad when a prisoner escapes because they were the one that got away. amirite?
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