davidsplanteII

No matter how bad you are at math, every one is still equal, amirite?
@xxdetroitxx 1. I responded cuz you pissed me off 2. I have better things to do than argue with an internet person & 3, I'm...

You have better things to do than argue with me?
Like what? Talk to me and make yourself look like an idiot? You're wasting just as much time on this as you would actually making good points, that is, if you weren't an idiot anyway. ono smilie

No matter how bad you are at math, every one is still equal, amirite?
@xxdetroitxx I never wanted an "argument" in the first place. You responded to one of my comments that wasn't even applying to...

If you never wanted an argument with me why did you even bother to respond?

The fact that I "butted in" is meaningless, this is the internet, even on another site you should be almost expecting people to "butt in" and especially on this site, it's about sharing all of our opinions.

Why don't you want to have this argument with me anyway?
Is it because you can't defend your point of view?
If you can then why don't you want to defend your point of view?
Why are you so content with letting me trample on something you believe in?
You're really not willing to even stand up for yourself in a situation where you're perfectly able to?
You'd rather just dance around my points singing ♪ Lalalaa♪ and act like you're right?

Why are people equal?

Robin Hood should be considered infamous rather than famous. Theft is still wrong even if it is from the rich.

Robin Hood is a commie bastard

you're not really sure how to respond when someone tells you their weird fetish and all you are thinking in your head is "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU," amirite?
@davidsplanteII So people saying I like to shit on people's chest then sit on it and smear it around doesn't gross you in the slightest

If someone told me that, I'd tell them I hope they find someone also in to that and to go fucking wild.

There's a distinct difference between "beautiful", "cute" and "hot", amirite?
@ShadowCrystal Cute is someone being polite when asked how you look. Hot is someone you don't want to waste your time...

I disagree.
Cute is when you look sort of innocent, quirky, dainty etc. Basically the Zooey Deschanel type.
Hot is when someone would look at you, and the first thing that would cross their mind is "I'd tap that."
Beautiful is when you look pretty, but also mature/grown-up.

I dare you to say that to Chris Kyle.

It's interesting to think about what life would be like if you were born an entirely different race. You could be treated differently or have entirely different friends. You would be susceptible to different diseases and your parents would probably end up divorced because you're an entirely different race than them and your mom now looks like a dirty cheater. It's interesting to think about, amirite?

10/10. I found this funny, and worded greatly. Fantastic. We need more POTDs like this.

Regardless of your party affiliation, the US mexico canadian border remaining unsecure is a major hazard to national security. amirite?

"Why do people come here from all over the world...Why? Because you've fucked up the rest of the world even more than what you've done in this country!" -- Bob Avakian

Today is the last day of July. That's crazy. amirite?
It's strange that a lot of humans see themselves as separate from other animals in the animal kingdom in two distinct groups: human and non human animals. There's really nothing special about people other than their intelligence, in the same way there's nothing special about a cheetah other than running at 70 mph and keen hunting instincts. There's no reason for humans to think of themselves as special or seperate ... amirite?

I remember reading the post and argument you had that spawned this post. Just so you are all aware. Also, Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only two thousand pounds. Is it okay if I buy it?" Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2012 models. I saw one I really liked." Man: "How much?" Woman: "I think its 68,000 pounds." Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. The asking-price is 1.25 million." Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1 mil." Woman: "Okay, honey, you're the best! I love you!"vMan: "Bye, I love you, too."vThe man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him. He starts to smile and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?" That Is All

If you take all the r's, m's, o's, e's and y's out of "Romney" and add "Sata" to the beginning, it becomes "Satan". This means Romney is Satan.

How come calling a black person black is racist, but saying a ginger has no soul is funny? amirite?
@Rashed Calling a black person black is merely stating a fact, as obvious as it is. However, saying gingers don't have...

I saw a black guy running with a tv today and thought 'hey, that looks like mine!' then I realized mine wears Nike shoes

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Girls: if you owned a time machine, you'd go back to a time when guys were chivalrous..when they held open doors for you, when they stood outside your window quoting Shakespere, when they wanted to be with the girl they liked and not the one they wanted to get into the pants of. You'd go back to the times when romance novels were all around you in you very own life... amirite?

You can't open doors yourself? Honestly, is it that much to ask? Stop making men look like crippled, useless beings who are too busy derping around to bother opening your goddamn door. Most of us aren't helpless, our lives don't center around romance. If you want to be a swept-off-your-feet housewife, fine. Realize some of us actually have other interests outside a Shakespeare novel.

Epic Meal Time has some of the greatest Canadians in existence, amirite?

Being one of the top Canadians in existence is only slightly better than being valedictorian of an Alabama high school

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