+9Just when you think that things have gone from bad to worst, somebody will press the instant replay button for you to relive the whole excruciating experience. The replay will be a super-slomo version of the really ugly and painful scenes, viewed at four different angles with the camera on zoom. Amirite?
-2As it is, the human form is fundamentally imperfect. We would have been better, closer to being perfect, if the brain was right beside the heart. Amirite?
+2Upon accidentally touching anything wet, the hand immediately thereafter goes in front of your nose for the smell test. Amirite?
+5David's Law on Clocks, Wristwatches and Similar Devices : Time pieces do not run at a steady pace. They will always run faster during any emergency. The more serious the event, the faster the thing will run. Amirite?
+5Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car. And we all know the genius that he is. I, too, haven't learned to drive. Hmmm, I think I may have something here. Amirite?
+6Drive defensively. I understand this as - "shoot only after the other driver hits your car first". Amirite?
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+9The way to a man's heart is through his stomach but he'll die quicker with a gunshot through the brain. Amirite?
+58Don't let the pet dog stay in the bedroom if you're the type of person who has the habit of sleeping naked. There's nothing as icy-cold as a dog's nose poking your bare butt at 1:00am when you're fast asleep. Amirite?
-4It is my strong belief that each person will at least once in his lifetime, by intent or without, eventually hit his thumb with a hammer. Amirite?
+9I believe the person who you can call a true friend is he who will stand by your side even if you are peeing against the wind. Amirite?
+12In a thickly carpeted room in absolute darkness, there is no better metal detector to find thumbtacks,pins or needles than the bare soles of your feet. Amirite?
+1Majority of the American taxpayers believe that they can do a better job running the government than the incumbent president. Majority of this majority are correct. 100% of those who are correct will never be president. Amirite?