+123Sometimes you wish it was socially acceptable to discipline other peoples children when they seem incapable of doing it, amirite?
+33"Hold stick near center of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion." It seems to me that any civilization that has so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, is no longer a civilization in which you can live and stay sane, amirite?
-100Driving would be a lot more entertaining if, instead of Stop signs and traffic lights, cars were in one big constant game of chicken, amirite?
+127The problem isn't that mens' penises are small. It's that men THINK that their penises are small, amirite?
+238A freshly made bed after a long, tiring day is one of the best feelings in the world, amirite?
+160Food always tastes better when it's stolen out of the pan when no-one is looking, amirite?
+76People find it easier to forgive someone else for being wrong than for being right, amirite?
+247Put the politicians on minimum wage and then watch how fast things will change, amirite?
+54The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy is one of the most ridiculously fun science fiction novels around, amirite?
+128Movie popcorn just isn't right unless you choke a little from all the salts everytime you take a mouthful, amirite?
+10Under Sparknotes's "Suggestions for further reading" the first suggestion should be: "the book you're busy trying to cheat your way through", amirite?
+16I wish popstars would stop singing about being famous for once and sing about something that I can relate to- like food, amirite?