Relativity is in the eye of the beholder. amirite?
If the earth was flat, we'd be able to see other countries from the coastline. amirite?

Depends how fare the average view line of a human is- or how many chunks we can load it at once.

Spiderman can make his own sex swing. amirite?


Fathers produce the data for mothers to 3D print people, amirite?

If you think about it, you are really just a brain and spinal cord. Everything else just exists to keep them alive or to serve them in some way. The brain and spinal cord also look a bit like a giant sperm so maybe we are just overgrown sperm incased in a fancy shell

Forget all doomsday events, our demise will be our own division over a jab in the arm. amirite?
If the Earth really is flat then we're literally a giant frisbee flying through space. amirite?

You think we're flying through space???

Pfft- whatever sheep

Every dick you've held has had a hand around it! amirite?

And maybe some other things.

You could visit the vast majority of the world without really needing a translator if you learned just six languages: English, Spanish, French, Arabic, Russian, and Chinese. amirite?

Fortunately everyone speaks English so you only need one.

a hamster killed a man once, amirite?
During the course of our evolution there must have been the first ever fart that someone found amusing, amirite?

Don't forget about drawing dicks.

People who use hand gestures while they talk must knock over significantly more things at the dinner table, amirite?

Welcome to Italy

A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?
Using a black-belt when you're actually a white-belt gives you an advantage before a fight. So does wearing a white-belt when you're actually a black-belt during the fight. amirite?
an actors career is the definition of "fake it till you make it", amirite?

Then, after you make it, continue to fake it.

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

i hope I'm haunting someone in their dreams