It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?

I liked the part with the comma.

You wish you were a regular on this site, amirite?

I'm here all the time and only five or so people know who I am.

Cats would look really weird without a tail, amirite?
@Cydonia A lot of animals would look weird without a tail.

I know I would look pretty damn strange without mine.

Why is it that you never see a bathroom book titled "Toilet Paper Origami", amirite?

That would lead to some pretty shitty art.

a simple change from "k" to "kk" can brighten up a whole mood. amirite?

And an extra 'k' changes it even more drastically.

The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?

And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

Everyone is too preoccupied with Voldemort's lack of nose to notice that he also has no eyebrows. amirite?

Eye nose what you mean.

There has never been a death that wasn't tragic. amirite?


Everyone's bio assumes we need to know their opinion of Harry Potter. amirite?

I know mine does.

You have an apple product, amirite?

It's a Braeburn.

Out of all the senses, the worst one to lose would be the sense of touch, amirite?

I don't know. I'm pretty attached to my ability to see dead people.

It's annoying how women's dress pants often don't have pockets. Just because i'm classy as fuck doesn't mean I don't have shit that I need to carry around with me, amirite?

All of mine have fake pockets in lieu of real ones that could actually serve a purpose; those tailors are all sons of britches.

Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?
@Stage3_Unicorn My dad's name is Joe.

Does he have a wife, three kids, and a steady job at the button factory?

Fresh fruit is ALWAYS better than canned, amirite?
@smokebluntsfuckcunts canned pears are the shit.

I canned believe you would have such an opinion.

Look again at the homepage, the posts are now diamonds, amirite?

That's pretty coal.