Sorry for being that guy but t-rex appeared 83.6 million years ago and brachiosairus died out 145 million years ago 145 million - 83.6 million = 61.4 million so they lived slightly closer to each other than we do to a t-rex
His girlfriend cheats, leaves him, and starts working full time right next to the only public charging in their small town which is very sadly built on the spot his beloved dog passed a few years before.
It's ok though because the rowdy dive down the street has cold beer and an extension cord with his name on it.
So are bacteria.
Sorry for being that guy but t-rex appeared 83.6 million years ago and brachiosairus died out 145 million years ago 145 million - 83.6 million = 61.4 million so they lived slightly closer to each other than we do to a t-rex
Adam's apples . Cherrys wtf.
Smells like air
Thanks- too bad we wouldn't know it
Wow. That means that celebrities are just like me! I'm basically a celebrity.
Just breed more people who lack the gene that makes cilantro that tastes like soap.
Someone should SPEARhead this idea
And the floor is for walking.
no but you're proving me right
I still remember every class who farted in person during high school
But snow is mean by leaving the real cleaning to water.
Ah, ironic.
In all honesty, I don't know how he could cheat on Lucille. She seems (seemed?) like she'd been a blast to hang out with.
His girlfriend cheats, leaves him, and starts working full time right next to the only public charging in their small town which is very sadly built on the spot his beloved dog passed a few years before.
It's ok though because the rowdy dive down the street has cold beer and an extension cord with his name on it.
Yee haw!
I put my kid's vitamins in peanut butter.