There's nothing sexy about men. They smell worse, have rougher skin, lack curves, don't look cute, and are generally just unappealing. amirite?

Finally someone says it

An idiot who got rich has more luck than a smart person who got rich. amirite?

Yes I bought Bitcoin 5 years ago, how did you know?

Women don't really "release" essence—it's just in their feet to experience, amirite?
@dankXD I am lucky enough to have a foot fetish, but experiencing a woman's essence doesn't have to be sexual

fetish as defined by google:

2. an inanimate object worshiped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit.

Women don't really "release" essence—it's just in their feet to experience, amirite?
Shouldn't we plant fruit trees on side walks so homeless can eat, amirite?

So because you were homeless but didn't starve then that means no one in America is starving? Got it. You really are an idiot.

When the front of your vehicle is the storage area it is a frunk, amirite?

It's only called a trunk because carriages and horseless carriages had an actual trunk strapped to the back for storage.

The lower your lows are the higher your highs are. amirite?

Hm.

What are these ‘highs' that you speak of?

Nostalgia is reverse PTSD. amirite?
@Openeyes Here is a story about nostalgia. Once upon a time, a man was born in 1947. His childhood in the 50s wasn't that...

It's possible that each was right, but only had his own timeline as a reference and baseline.

In other words, we don't know what we're missing.

Fire needs air but you can also kill it by blowing on it. amirite?

I think its because we exhale CO2, which extinguishes flames.

There was probably a dentist on the Death Star when it blew up. Poor dentist. amirite?

Teeth require a forceful extraction...

Good morning to everyone except the people who believe everything they read on the internet, amirite?

Then i shall not believe it is a good morning!

It's possible that intelligent life on the brink of extinction elsewhere in the universe intends to colonize Earth after exterminating the local vermin — us. amirite?

Have you solved the Fermi paradox? I hope so because it's been burrowing into my brain since listening to the end of the world podcast by josh Clarke. I hate paradoxes!!!

The Ewoks probably ate all the Storm Troopers they killed. amirite?
We drink 268.2 litters of saliva every year, but drinking a cup of it doesn't seem to appetizing. amirite?

swallows consciously