Since they are animals, sea sponges are a kind of meat. amirite?

So are bacteria.

If we could shave fat like we could shave hair, we would definitely do it... amirite?

Fat takes some time to burn, so if I could shave off fat I'd use it to light a campfire or something.

It's possible that intelligent life on the brink of extinction elsewhere in the universe intends to colonize Earth after exterminating the local vermin — us. amirite?

Have you solved the Fermi paradox? I hope so because it's been burrowing into my brain since listening to the end of the world podcast by josh Clarke. I hate paradoxes!!!

There's nothing sexy about men. They smell worse, have rougher skin, lack curves, don't look cute, and are generally just unappealing. amirite?

Finally someone says it

It seems that fat bearded men are the biggest opponents to face masks. amirite?

I'm fat and bearded and I wear a mask... I feel offended

Everyone spends their entire life smelling their own boogers. amirite?

Smells like air

If public toilets were made to be less comfortable to sit on, we'd have way shorter lines, amirite?

You must not work in construction...

Women don't really "release" essence—it's just in their feet to experience, amirite?
Anything can be cheese, depending on what you consider cheese. amirite?

Lay off the egg nog, dude

We drink 268.2 litters of saliva every year, but drinking a cup of it doesn't seem to appetizing. amirite?

swallows consciously

Women don't really "release" essence—it's just in their feet to experience, amirite?
@dankXD I am lucky enough to have a foot fetish, but experiencing a woman's essence doesn't have to be sexual

fetish as defined by google:

2. an inanimate object worshiped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit.

When Apollo 11 landed 2 people had to spend a week away from family and friends. Including the 2 day long space launch. amirite?

Water is wet

"Too many girls" was the reason Desi and Lucy got together and also the reason they fell apart, amirite?
@DrewCarey420 They met on the set of the film "too many girls" and they broke up because of his affairs

Ah, ironic.

In all honesty, I don't know how he could cheat on Lucille. She seems (seemed?) like she'd been a blast to hang out with.

Nostalgia is reverse PTSD. amirite?
@Openeyes Here is a story about nostalgia. Once upon a time, a man was born in 1947. His childhood in the 50s wasn't that...

It's possible that each was right, but only had his own timeline as a reference and baseline.

In other words, we don't know what we're missing.

If you have to talk about semen at work, you have a really good job or a terrible job. No middle ground. amirite?

Have to? It's a privilege