Cos Facebook only allows 5000.
Would you like to go out with me? I have a scar on my forehead because I survived a brush with death. No, no, not because I'm terribly strong or powerful. I was saved by my mother's love... No, okay. Cool. Who's my ginger friend? His name is Ron. Oh, okay bye then.
Works every time ;-)
"AND NO THAT'S NOT MY CARD!!! BURN THE CRAPPY WITCH!!!"
The one about soup being stewpid.
Yo' momma's so... nice! I love coming over to your house!
*** In white clothing, holding kittens.
No. Putting more money into circulation decreases the value of your money.
This reminds me of something I've realized, though this is not perhaps and example of it.
Some people act like reverse discrimination will solve current or past discrimination. It's seems like there are people now who are being hateful towards white people, rich or middle class people, males, straight people, christians, because of their ancestors' mistakes. As though, because they are the majority, they can rightfully be hated, or put down in order to lift others up. Like when some people say, "Shut up, You're ____, you don't have any right to complain, or express pride, because you haven't been discriminated against." Almost everyone knows what it's like to be hated, because of something they can't control. And acting like someone is a jerk because they were born the majority, or upper class, is just as wrong.
Again, not specifically this post, or most people.
It makes me sad that some people think they can fight hate and discrimination with reverse hate and discrimination. It's like trying to put out a fire with fire.
All people need to recognize that the way to fixing prejudice is through complete tolerance, acceptance, and love.
It makes sense that women are let off first with the children for a couple reasons: 1.) For most of human history it seems, women were thought to be weaker. 2.) Women can be pregnant. So it would make sense that they can get out of risky situations. 3.) Women tend to be the care takers of children. Not that fathers do nothing! But, you tend to see more female babysitters, nannies, and more mothers out alone with the children.
So when you weigh all of the effects of tradition, it makes sense that this happens.
Is it really fair? Probably not. Men and women are equal, but for many years, men had to be the protectors which included protecting their wives and children.
Equality is a two way street. I never really understand the man-hating feminists. I am a feminist, but I don't think that that involves making men inferior to push ourselves up. Men and women were created equal and should be treated as such. I don't need special treatment; I need equal treatment.
But... I want doves. And butterflies. And a casino. And live chickens that people have to catch, kill, and cook for themselves. That's not a wedding, that's an event!
Not every spotted animal is a cow, but every cow is a cow.
OMG THAT'S SO DEEP!!! <333 =]]]
What is wrong with people? You just pretty much discounted most of the non white people of the world. People have different preferences. Attractiveness = subjective. (beauty is in the eye of the beholder... unless you wanna recreate the crap Hitler did.) :-I
What other one?
Some people smoke after sex. But if you're literally on fire, and smoking, you've definitely caused too much friction by having sex too fast? That pun?
Did you revert into an eleven year-old girl?
No one said it was a naked virgin. For all we know, they're playing leap frog, or twister, or having sex, or he fell on her as he was mugging her.