DictatorCourtney

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
Harry Potter pick-up lines are the best kind, amirite?

Would you like to go out with me? I have a scar on my forehead because I survived a brush with death. No, no, not because I'm terribly strong or powerful. I was saved by my mother's love... No, okay. Cool. Who's my ginger friend? His name is Ron. Oh, okay bye then.

Works every time ;-)

It must've been tough being a magician in the 15th century. "Is this your card?" "Burn him! Burn the witch!!", amirite?

"AND NO THAT'S NOT MY CARD!!! BURN THE CRAPPY WITCH!!!"

Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast, amirite?
@Holy shit, what pun?

The one about soup being stewpid.

Yo' mama's so fat she has to wear larger clothes than the average female, amirite?

Yo' momma's so... nice! I love coming over to your house!

when you have your period, you just want to dance, amirite?

*** In white clothing, holding kittens.

In theory, the US mint could print a several-trillion-dollar bill and pay off that debt, amirite?

No. Putting more money into circulation decreases the value of your money.

"When do we get a straight pride march? " If you want a straight pride march, go organize one. Gay pride parades are organized by the gay community every year in almost all major cities around the world. Your question is like a lazy, poor, uneducated person looking at Bill Gates and saying "When am I going to get money?". Amirite?

This reminds me of something I've realized, though this is not perhaps and example of it.
Some people act like reverse discrimination will solve current or past discrimination. It's seems like there are people now who are being hateful towards white people, rich or middle class people, males, straight people, christians, because of their ancestors' mistakes. As though, because they are the majority, they can rightfully be hated, or put down in order to lift others up. Like when some people say, "Shut up, You're ____, you don't have any right to complain, or express pride, because you haven't been discriminated against." Almost everyone knows what it's like to be hated, because of something they can't control. And acting like someone is a jerk because they were born the majority, or upper class, is just as wrong.

Again, not specifically this post, or most people.

It makes me sad that some people think they can fight hate and discrimination with reverse hate and discrimination. It's like trying to put out a fire with fire.

All people need to recognize that the way to fixing prejudice is through complete tolerance, acceptance, and love.

Women hate being treated different than men, until there's a hostage situation and woman and children are let go first, amirite?

It makes sense that women are let off first with the children for a couple reasons: 1.) For most of human history it seems, women were thought to be weaker. 2.) Women can be pregnant. So it would make sense that they can get out of risky situations. 3.) Women tend to be the care takers of children. Not that fathers do nothing! But, you tend to see more female babysitters, nannies, and more mothers out alone with the children.

So when you weigh all of the effects of tradition, it makes sense that this happens.

Is it really fair? Probably not. Men and women are equal, but for many years, men had to be the protectors which included protecting their wives and children.

Equality is a two way street. I never really understand the man-hating feminists. I am a feminist, but I don't think that that involves making men inferior to push ourselves up. Men and women were created equal and should be treated as such. I don't need special treatment; I need equal treatment.

Weddings are materialistic and unnecessary. You do not need to spend thousands of dollars on a one day event in order to show your commitment and love for your partner. A wiser investment would be making a down payment on a house or car or simply saving the money for the future, amirite?

But... I want doves. And butterflies. And a casino. And live chickens that people have to catch, kill, and cook for themselves. That's not a wedding, that's an event!

Not everyone that has a tattoo has been in jail, but everyone that has been in jail has a tattoo, amirite?

Not every spotted animal is a cow, but every cow is a cow.

OMG THAT'S SO DEEP!!! <333 =]]]

Brown hair + Blue Eyes = the absolute height of attractiveness, amirite?

What is wrong with people? You just pretty much discounted most of the non white people of the world. People have different preferences. Attractiveness = subjective. (beauty is in the eye of the beholder... unless you wanna recreate the crap Hitler did.) :-I

Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast, amirite?
@no, the other one.

What other one?

Some people smoke after sex. But if you're literally on fire, and smoking, you've definitely caused too much friction by having sex too fast? That pun?

it wud be extremely funny if some guy was having sex with justin bieber(cause She's a girl) and then they finished and said 'haha I was just in bieber' amirite?

Did you revert into an eleven year-old girl?

You shouldn't die a virgin because then you might have to have sex with a terrorist in heaven, amirite?
@lonely_jew If you're on a virgin, why do you need to call a prostitute?

No one said it was a naked virgin. For all we know, they're playing leap frog, or twister, or having sex, or he fell on her as he was mugging her.