The good thing about being a guy is that you always have a place to hang your shower loofah while you shampoo, amirite?
Quality over quantity; remember 4 quarters is better than 100 pennies. amirite?

but if i have 100 pennies thats 96 more people i can throw things at

It's annoying how its really sweet when a hot guy dates a girl thats not pretty, but when a hot girl dates a guy thats not attractive, she's desperate, amirite?

It's annoying when teenagers have nothing else to talk about but who other people date.

Stuck in the middle of a shallow world.

It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine", amirite?
It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine", amirite?

You spelled time macne wrong

It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine", amirite?
@DandyLion If you really want to creep someone out you can get a friend to keep updating your status once you die.

Possible statueses:
"God this coffin is tight."
"Chillin wit Jesus."
"Great I'm stuck all of eternity in the apartment by the ice machine."
"First question I'm asking God: why does the pope get the cool hat?"

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

To rape the ass isn't much of a masturbation.

You would win American Idol if they let you bring a shower on stage, amirite?

I don't think the shower is the key. I think it's definitely the being naked

You don't always feel like you're at the top of the gene pool, but when you do, you're at Walmart, amirite?
With the way dupstep music is trending, it won't be long until every 14-year-old girl's facebook status is something like, "THRUGGGH BOOP-BOOP-BEEP-BOOP-BOOP-BEEP. WUB WUB WUB WUB WEEEHHHI HU HU HU HU boooboobooboobBEEEEEP!", amirite?

Why am I in the most retarded age demographic? Brb dying inside.

If a person is morally against homosexuality, but is also a person that would treat a homosexual individual the same as any other individual, that person doesn't deserve to be called a homophobe and reprimanded for expressing their views on the topic. amirite?

Being morally against homosexuality is like being morally against being female. The idea of it is completely irrational and therefore homophobic (or sexist).

Two guys kissing is hot. Two husbands kissing is even hotter! Support gay marriage. amirite?
@547252

Keeping up tradition for the sake of keeping up tradition is as stupid as you are.

You think that sweet Australia banner I made is sweet, amirite?
@swimlax What if God was the athlete's inspiration? What if Tebow only worked hard to get to the NFL to spread his message...

He can praise any thing he wants, I could give less of a fuck. But as soon as he does it out in the public, that immediately makes him an ass hole.