+451Wow, Nurse Joy. Way to be an ass. "We hope to see you soon!" What the hell?! You WANT my Pokemon to faint? Bitch. amirite?
+574If the headmast of Hogwarts became a prostitute, he'd be called Dumblewhore. amirite?
+395When given the sentence "A woman without her man is nothing" with no punctuation, men will write, "A woman, without her man, is nothing." Women write, "A woman: without her, man is nothing." amirite?
+500When Egyptian girls are going through puberty, they get their pyramid. amirite?
+649You know you're an alcoholic when traces of blood are found in your alcoholstream. amirite?
+208Don't you hate it when you do jumping jacks, and your dick smacks you in the face? amirite?
+286Puberty will hit Justin Bieber sometime. But we all know it won't, since it's rude to hit girls. amirite?
+541"Mom, can you drive me---" "What do you think feet are for?" "To work the gas pedal?" amirite?
+509I don't care how many times seaweed will touch my leg while I'm in the ocean, I'll almost shit myself each time, thinking it's not seaweed. amirite?
+864A typical Disney love story plot: Main character has a crush. Main character lies to crush so that crush will like them back. Main character gets caught up in a stream of lies. Crush finds out. Crush admits to main character that he/she didn't have to lie. Main character and crush end up kissing and being boyfriend and girlfriend. amirite?