How did anyone know that it was Voldemort that killed James and Lily. The only living witness of these events was Harry, who was a mere baby, amirite?

Well they knew this because Harry was the boy who lived. Voldy went away when he tried to kill Harry, and Dumbledore figured out what happened when he went to pik up Harry. And Dumbledore knew about the prophecy so he was able to put things together and he told the rest of the wizarding world, and hes a respectable guy so everyone believed him.

There are some products that you just think "Why the fuck is that on the market?", amirite?
@MachoCheez That bracelet that supposedly improves balance. It may work, but not as well as it shows in the commercial

I actually have one of those bracelets!They are called Power Balance. I was skeptical when I bought one but I figured it looks cool so might as well, and well it does not improve anything. It is weird you think its going to help and so because you think that it well help it sorta does, but nothing scientific.

You don't know a lot of people named Dustin, amirite?

THAT IS MY NAME...I feel honored that you talked about my name in your post.

When you simplify a sport, it just doesn't sound as fun, (track: running in circles) amirite?

badminton: whacking a shuttlecock back and forth

Key less entry, push button start and 40,000 dollars worth of technology. The Ford Fiesta is just asking to be stolen. amirite?

yes all push start cars and key less entries need to have the key within a certain radius to unlock it. and all push to start cars need to have the key in the car for it to start

Football requires little talent and exercise. There's a guy who runs for a split second, a guy who throws, and a bunch of overweight people guarding, amirite?

you have obviously never played football. yea, so you only go for short periods of time, but those short periiods are explosive and happen for a couple of hours. and it takes so much mental skill to play football. every player on the field has to memorize so many plays and know who to block and where to run. and u have to have such good endurance to last a full game of football

You got a laptop, not for "portability" or "simplicity", but so you could lay in bed while on the computer. Amirite?
You got a laptop, not for "portability" or "simplicity", but so you could lay in bed while on the computer. Amirite?

uhh im pretty sure being able to lie on your bed with your laptop is becasue the laptop is portable, so isnt that portability?

How did the idea of earrings and piercings come about? Was it like, "Hey, your ear skin looks very plain and boring. Can I poke it with this shiny metal piece?" "OK!" "And if that looks good can I poke this metal thing in you lips, tongue, eyebrows, maybe your nipples, and anything else I can poke?" "Ok, sounds like a great idea!" amirite?
How did the idea of earrings and piercings come about? Was it like, "Hey, your ear skin looks very plain and boring. Can I poke it with this shiny metal piece?" "OK!" "And if that looks good can I poke this metal thing in you lips, tongue, eyebrows, maybe your nipples, and anything else I can poke?" "Ok, sounds like a great idea!" amirite?
@MrsxBillxKaulitz Because it started with regular piercings, and people just experimented. Like, how do you think the Madison...

i never said they were ugly, i just wondered where people got the idea to stick a piece of metal through their chest, like the madison. who came up with the idea behind that haha. it looks dangerous and painful to me haha.

How did the idea of earrings and piercings come about? Was it like, "Hey, your ear skin looks very plain and boring. Can I poke it with this shiny metal piece?" "OK!" "And if that looks good can I poke this metal thing in you lips, tongue, eyebrows, maybe your nipples, and anything else I can poke?" "Ok, sounds like a great idea!" amirite?
@Respect to Gods/ Religious purposes. There is a church of body modification.

(.-.): true, but still, like the idea of gauges and what not. and nipples. besides the church of body modification, what church says pierce your nipples and you clit and what not? that idea had to come from somewhere.

Ignorance is not, nor will it ever be, bliss, amirite?
Inception=Shutter Island. Both movies are about a guy played by Leonardo DiCaprio who has a dead wife that he keeps envisioning and keeps getting in his way of what he needs to do in the movie, and in both endings he ends it really confusing (Inception with the top spinning, Shutter Island with that comment not making it clear whether or not he is actually still crazy) amirite?

YES i have been sayin this since i saw them both and no one really seems to notice. the day i saw shutter island i realized this. even the background music is the same in parts. i thought about this for days

Inception=Shutter Island. Both movies are about a guy played by Leonardo DiCaprio who has a dead wife that he keeps envisioning and keeps getting in his way of what he needs to do in the movie, and in both endings he ends it really confusing (Inception with the top spinning, Shutter Island with that comment not making it clear whether or not he is actually still crazy) amirite?
When you lend your friends money, its okay to ask for them to replay you if its more than five dollars, but if its less, you can't because you'll just be considered cheap, amirite?

actually its ok to ask them to repay you if they happen to ask you for money on a daily basis