+184Since it's acceptable to say "take a knee" in place of "kneel", it should be acceptable to say "take an ass" instead of "sit down", amirite?
+454All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”, amirite?
+510It's annoying when commercials get you really amped up over something very insignificant. Like, "TODAY is the day to make a CHANGE!" "Fuck Yeah!" A CHANGE that is LONG overdue!" "That's right! Long overdue!" "YOU NEED to CHANGE your MAYONNAISE!!" "YEAH! CHANGE MY MAYO...wait what the fuck." It's a real boner killer, amirite?
+701What if your GPS spoke in Professor Snape's voice? You'd hear things like, "How very like your father you are, you arrogant fool; he would have missed that turn as well..." and, "There will be no foolish lane-crossing or silly exit-taking for two miles...." Amirite?
+311You feel a little empty inside after the event that you have counted down to for so long, amirite?
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+573Christmas: the only day of the year where it is perfectly acceptable to sit around a dead tree and eat candy out of socks, amirite?
+609You know the test you're taking is hard when someone sneezes and no one says bless you, amirite?
+744When you're depressed and you don't have a legitimate reason (ex. rape, cancer, abuse, cheating spouse, lousy parents, etc.) to be depressed, it just makes you more depressed because you feel like you're ungrateful for your life, amirite?