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People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating that people don't change.
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Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?
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Thirteen, go stick a needle in your girlfriend's pelvis--and no, that one's not a metaphor. Suck out some marrow. That one was.
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You know it won't break your mothers back, but you still avoid stepping on cracks.
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What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
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If your organs dangle, you're the Confederates. If your sex organs are aesthetically pleasing, you're the Yanks,
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I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. Learned that one the hard way.
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Humiliating you is just a bonus.
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Have you ever seen an infected pierced scrotum?
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I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask.
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You see, kidneys don't wear watches. Sure, gallbladders do, but it doesn't matter, 'cause kidneys can't tell time.
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I was never that great a math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing,
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Fight apathy, or don't.
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I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line,
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If he can't tell his fiance he's gay, how's he going to tell her he's pregnant?
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