DoctorHouse
Home
Just In
Active
Top
Loved
Random
Amiriters
Search
Make A Post
Sign Up
DoctorHouse
Follow
Message
About
Posts
Comments
Loved Posts
Loved Comments
Achievements
Follow
Send A Message
Login to Your Amirite Account
Forgot username?
Username
Forgot password?
Password
Login
Don't Have An Account?
Create Account
Recent Topics
Money & Economics
History
Science
Food & Drink
Family
Philosophy
TV, Movies & Theatre
Jobs & Employment
Cars & Transportation
Fashion
life
weird
sports
people
food
music
love
year
work
dead
movie
body
stupid
children
games
phone
bad
humans
hate
time
human
world
movies
terrible
kids
money
job
years
Time
Loves
Comments
Score
+168
Every hero has his Kryptonite,
amirite?
96%
Yeah You Are
4%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
5
2
+39
Thirteen, go stick a needle in your girlfriend's pelvis--and no, that one's not a metaphor. Suck out some marrow. That one was.
amirite?
94%
Yeah You Are
6%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
0
1
+36
Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?
amirite?
90%
Yeah You Are
10%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
0
1
+73
The hardest part about having an ugly child is lying to them when they ask you if you love them,
amirite?
59%
Yeah You Are
41%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
6
5
+50
Fight apathy, or don't.
amirite?
99%
Yeah You Are
1%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
0
0
+551
Quick! hire a teenager while they know everything!
amirite?
99%
Yeah You Are
1%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
4
3
+593
You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important.
amirite?
96%
Yeah You Are
4%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
8
2
Want to ask your own question?
Make A Post
+213
You see, kidneys don't wear watches. Sure, gallbladders do, but it doesn't matter, 'cause kidneys can't tell time.
amirite?
94%
Yeah You Are
6%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
0
1
+452
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature.
amirite?
99%
Yeah You Are
1%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
10
4
+43
I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. Learned that one the hard way.
amirite?
96%
Yeah You Are
4%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
0
1
+57
What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
amirite?
96%
Yeah You Are
4%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
0
0
+44
You know it won't break your mothers back, but you still avoid stepping on cracks.
amirite?
96%
Yeah You Are
4%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
0
0
+552
iTunes you will open the first time I click you. Enough of this hesitation bullshit.
amirite?
99%
Yeah You Are
1%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
18
0
+157
Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money.
amirite?
96%
Yeah You Are
4%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
1
0
+35
I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line,
amirite?
95%
Yeah You Are
5%
No Way
DoctorHouse
Share
0
0
1
2
3
Next Page