No one is ever the right amount of whelmed. amirite?
@browndog888 Fridays, we whelm again

We'll whelm again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll whelm again some sunny day……..

Johnny Depp would have several Oscars if it wasn't for Amber Heard, amirite?

Objection! Speculation and hearsay.

There's no blue food. amirite?
There's no blue food. amirite?

We're evolved to associate the color blue with rot and mold, so it's unappealing even when it could be just colorant.

The Mandela Effect is caused by our bodies shifting into another parallel dimension based on decisions we make in life and each parallel dimension has one or more things that are different than our original. amirite?
A sixth sense presented in any media is simply an enhancement of an already existing sense. amirite?
@SnooStories What sense would it be enhancing though, i dont think i have ever heard it be considered a sixth sense (i might be...

im saying telepathy could be a sence but its not so if we had a sixth sence that wasnt a enhanced sence it would be telepathy

Humans are the only animals with a roledex of all the animals, amirite?

Lions think:

Gazelles taste good but are too fast.

Badger tastes good but too many teeth, too much work.

Humans taste good but entire village hunts you down if you eat even just one.

Maybe you are actually mentally handicapped but you don't realize it because you are mentally handicapped. amirite?

Well, the american thing is to call everyone else the r word so they don't have to look at their own deficiencies.

If trees could scream, we'd use a lot less wood. amirite?

I'd probably have sex with a lot more trees

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
Nunchucks are one of the few very effective weapons you can carry around without seeming threatening, amirite?

Nunchucks suck. They have little stick energy.

For some reason media likes to portray extra-terrestrials as intelligent enough to traverse the galaxy yet dumb enough to crash their ships as well, amirite?

Nothing can go awry in extraterrestrial

Four leaf clovers will eventually completely disappear because evolution will realize they get ripped out of the ground more than the rest. amirite?
@rotersscap1982 Evolution is a process. It doesn't "realize" anything.

Evolution realized humans would need to type so it gave us fingers.

Someone has a world record for killing the most mosquitos, amirite?

Probably Batman

A bunch of mom's definitely named their kids Stacy, just so they could be Stacy's mom. amirite?