The screenshots on your cellphone read like a journal, amirite?

70% of mine were work related and reflective of the stress I went through then. There was one of a conversation with a long lost friend. And one with the meaning of redundant because I had to be doubly sure when told that I had become redundant. Several proud shots of how few calories I ate. Art, inspiration, books tbr...

A zombie has probably caught aids, amirite?

Yeah this is totally statistically likely with all the zombies wandering around.

Freelancers aren't usually free, or have lances, or have free lances. amirite?

Not anymore sadly

No one has ever seen their own face. amirite?
No one has ever seen their own face. amirite?

Try OBE.

No one has ever seen their own face. amirite?
@Openeyes Still not your actual face.

Yes it is… explain how it's not?

Spicy food is BDSM for your tongue. amirite?
@capamericasur And ass

bdsm is already bdsm for the ass

Someone always tries to reinvent the wallet and never succeeds. amirite?
@Achilles982 It's getting tighter and tighter because of the cards

Wait until the coin pocket on a pair of Levi 501s starts getting called a SIM card pocket.

Someone always tries to reinvent the wallet and never succeeds. amirite?
Someone always tries to reinvent the wallet and never succeeds. amirite?
@Manualham I don't know. [Those sleeves that stick to the back of phones and hold several cards and have a metal plate on the...

Personally, I like keeping my phone and wallet separate... although I can appreciate why many people do.

Monopoly has a monopoly on monopoly games, amirite?

Mono-one
Poly-many

Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili's at 9am is suspect. Move that Chili's to inside an airport and suddenly it's totally normal. amirite?

Yup flew into Montreal a few times waiting for a flight at 7am was a bar at 4am beer in hand totally normal stuff.

A duck can walk, swim, fly and float but does none of those things particularly well. amirite?

wild Ducks fly pretty good.

Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili's at 9am is suspect. Move that Chili's to inside an airport and suddenly it's totally normal. amirite?
@Tldfonat Yep, used to pop a beer and throw a steak on the grill and watch my neighbors go to work. (Of course they were...

I lived in a small town. There was one bar that would open at 7am and serve the entire menu at happy hour prices until 9am. The place would be packed with us night shift workers. One of the many little ghost worlds I miss.

The world as it was before the turn of the century seems so much more classy and dignified than what we've had the last twenty two years. amirite?

The world you know vs what others know, also define what is classy and dignified?

You may have never known a "classy" and "dignified" world.