If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?
Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?
@Mytokhondria …yet

Yes we will inject the elephants foot from chernoble into the sun

If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?

Aren't we already doing this? Currently drinking a white claw in my Tesla whilst it drives me home to my dogecoin mansion.

In the near future phones will be so water resistant that pushing people into pools will become funny again, amirite?

They already are.

Macklemore is the swiss cheese Eminem, amirite?
Old you is younger you, amirite?

And depending on your age you can say old you doesn't exist yet. Good play on words.

Demons can't drink margaritas because of the salt, amirite?
Demons can't drink margaritas because of the salt, amirite?

They truly are stuck in Hell!

Many people have spent their entire lives trying to find the meaning of life. amirite?

And everyone gets the answer at the end.

It's not that we may never reach the end of the universe that scares me, but we may never reach another galaxy. amirite?

We will reach Andromeda one day, whether we like it or not

When you insert a buttplug the wrong way, you have a worldplug, amirite?

Nah it's still plugging your butt.

People are more willing to donate to millionaire Twitch streamers than give a homeless person money. amirite?

They're paying the twitch streamer for the entertainment they provide. It isn't a handout They're providing a service

If you put a team of Stormtroopers against team of Pokemons in a game of Dodgeball, it would probably never end, amirite?
@Framie1 But the Pokémon would beat the troopers quickly

That's true. A Magikarp could probably win against the Avengers!

An elderly woman's feet still contain her essence, amirite?

Bruh...

A resume is our DnD character sheet, amirite?

I'd be genuinely impressed if someone handed me a resume done in a dnd format