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You really miss a person you had a relationship with, the one you said hello to in the morning, and good night to in the evening. A mom, a dad, a friend,,, amirite?
When you were younger and you "played" with friends, you played "House", or "Library". amirite?

We used to play doctor..

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"What did the hot dog name his son?..... Frank!" Ahahahaha..... oh popsicle joke, you're so lame. amirite?
@ctiscooler What type of animal opens a locked gate? A turKEY!

Ahahaha! What's the best side of the house to put the porch on?
The outside!

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When someone tells you "Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it" after you tell them your problems, it just pisses you off and you want to punch them, amirite?

Wow. Some friend. My friends have never really done that before

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It would be wicked cool to have a "It's a Wonderful Life" scenario, where you could see how people's lives would be different without you, amirite?

And how your life would be different without them

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ALWAYS read the synopsis before you go to the movie. If not, you might end up sitting there awkwardly while watching Piranha 3D with your dad for 2 hours and you can never unsee that, amirite?

Holy crap that just happened to me with my mom last night. Most awkward 2 hours of my life

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You always have an excuse for eating too much. "It's finals," "I'm on vacation," "I'm really stressed," etc. amirite?

I have a horrible disease that'll kill me if I keep eating like this so I'm overindulging today and starting my diet tomorrow

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Brown and yellow are terrible school colors, amirite?

Mine are brown and gold :/

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ALWAYS read the synopsis before you go to the movie. If not, you might end up sitting there awkwardly while watching Piranha 3D with your dad for 2 hours and you can never unsee that, amirite?
@MR_ what happens in the movie? im curioussss

A bunch of people get eaten by man-eating piranhas. But aside from that, it's a stupid sexual movie where you see penises floating in water, and naked girls all over

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the one day you wear your hair down, its's windy >< amirite?
Draco Malfoy has daddy issues, amirite?

A Very Potter Musical explain them!

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You would be willing to go visit another country to go see a concert you really want to go to, amirite?

More than willing.

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On the Halloweens you trick-or-treat on, you would get extremely pissed if your mom or dad demanded to have all the candy you collected and eats it all in one or two nights. amirite?
Weekends aren't as exciting during the summer, amirite?

Unless you have summer school

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If you told the truth, you wouldn't have to remember everything you just said. amirite?

Not if you just have a really bad memory..

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