Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?
Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?
Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?
@jodzdzownica Yes they are

They aren't white like milk and egg

Shouldn't we plant fruit trees on side walks so homeless can eat, amirite?
Someone probably died Googling "how to Heimlich maneuver yourself", amirite?

Why not use the phone in your hand to dial 911? You might not be able to speak but at least they'll send someone

Shouldn't we plant fruit trees on side walks so homeless can eat, amirite?
Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?
The clothes we wear the most are the clothes we want to be seen in the least, amirite?
You can be a mother without having an orgasm, but you can't be a father without having one. amirite?

I gave ur mom an orgasm

Funerals are the only events a death person attends. amirite?

What about day of the dead?

You have probably walked over a dead body that's underground. Double the odds if you live at any place that had many wars, like israel, for example. amirite?
You have probably walked over a dead body that's underground. Double the odds if you live at any place that had many wars, like israel, for example. amirite?

Way better than walking over a live body that's underground.

As flowers for lovers are different than flowers for a grave you cannot steal flowers from the cemetery to give them to your S.O. amirite?

Flowers are flowers no?

And the dead people won't miss the flowers.

The most precise drivers in the world are the ones that drive cars into the mall. amirite?

Or into banks

Shouldn't we plant fruit trees on side walks so homeless can eat, amirite?