Dudes: there are certain situations where you wouldn't mind having temporary erectile dysfunction, amirite?
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That, my friend, is an amirite "post," which you can either agree with or disagree with by clicking "Yeah You Are" or "No Way," respectively. I know it sounds a little complicated, but you'll get the hang of it soon enough.

"Regular" marriage & "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops & bras. Exactly the same thing, yet only one is allowed in public. amirite?

I'm not sure a bikini top is the same as a bra. And gay marriage and regular marriage are clearly not the same thing; one has a man and a woman, and the other has two of the same sex. So this post's wrong on at least two levels. But leave it to amirite to overwhelmingly endorse a post that in any way promotes gay marriage.

Girls: Cinderella didn't have to take her dress off to get her prince charming. We shouldn't have to either, amirite?

Posts like this make me want to vomit

British and Australian accents are hot on guys.... but no one really discusses the cutest accent for a girl to have... amirite?

No accent, because the ideal woman doesn't talk at all!

Someone had to say it.

Decent Americans: Some times you really want to smack someone upside their head and say,"You're the reason all the other countries hate us!". Amirite?

Meh, haters gonna hate, Americans gonna be American

Building a treehouse is killing a tree, and then making his friend hold up his dead body, amirite?

The trees could just as easily be enemies.

While it's indisputable that Michael Phelps is a great athlete, he's not necessarily the greatest Olympian of all time. He might have more medals, but there are far more medals available in swimming than there are in other sports. In tennis, for example there are only two possible medals, so if a tennis player won both, would he still be inferior to Phelps? No, amirite?

Well, no, just winning two out of two possible medals doesn't put an athlete on par with Phelps. Just because one athlete wins 100% of the possible medals in his/her sport and the other wins 30% (just a guess) doesn't mean the first one is automatically as good or better. If the tennis player won both over multiple Olympic games (like Phelps), maybe the argument could be made.

Secondly, I think we should also consider how demanding it is for a swimmer to qualify for the final in each event and give maximum effort to win eight races like Phelps did in '08. Yes, tennis players also have to get through several rounds to reach the finals, but they don't have to also play a gold medal match every night.

Basically, I'd say you're right that tennis players don't get a chance to win tons of events, but that doesn't mean you can disregard the multiple events swimmers are allowed to do. And for the record, I'm not totally convinced Phelps is the best Olympian of all time, I just don't think this is the best argument against that notion.

If McDonald's introduced filet mignon to its menu, you would be so confused yet so curious... amirite?

Filet McGnon

It's ironic how the Democratic Party's symbol is the donkey, while the GOP is the party that's being stubborn as a mule, amirite?

Mules aren't donkeys. You're lumping all livestock into one category, and I, frankly, am quite offended.

Schools should stick to teaching established facts, not the THEORY of evolution, amirite?

Yeah, screw the Pythagorean Theorem, let's just guess how long the hypotenuse is!

Girls: when a guy gets a haircut, he usually looks less cute, amirite?

Haven't cut my hair in over a year, get at me ladiezzzzzzz

In Americas Next Top Model, there is always the bitchy one who´s "not here to make friends", amirite?
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"Regular" marriage & "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops & bras. Exactly the same thing, yet only one is allowed in public. amirite?
@Cuban_B I know, but like I said all marriages are different. Why focus on gender but not race? Disagree with it all you...

Marriage is focused on gender and not race because it's an institution that historically has had procreation (which is limited to a male and female) as its central purpose. Race doesn't fit in anywhere in the definition or purpose of marriage.

Also, I'm not arguing that gay marriage is bad; I'm simply arguing that there's a fundamental difference between it and traditional marriage, namely, the genders of the parties involved in each marriage.

Saying " I'm republican " is the same as saying "I have never researched who I'm voting for but do solely because they tricked me by saying they were pro-christian and anti-abortion, but in all reality voting republican has nothing to to with either and the republican party has to do with minimal goverment influence on the people, but I wouldn't know that because I vote for who the rich people tell me too and i don't like reading" or "I'm rich fck poor people" or "My parents vote republican."... amirite?

Someone needed to vent.