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If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
Imagine if the tickle monster was actually real. You'd just be lying on your bed, eyes closed, on the verge of falling asleep then all of a sudden the tickle monster comes out and attacks your armpits. The paranoia of being attacked again would keep you up for at least another hour, amirite?
One of the best parts about Snapple is the cap, with all its cool clicking noises and fun facts. It's outrageous that they started making Snapple with a different, normal, boring one, amirite?
@nantsingonyama Do they still have the facts on them?

I'm not sure, I just saw them like that in a store and therefore refused to buy one.

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Guys: You shouldn't hate girls, and complain about them when they are on their period. Try being on their place for sometime. That'll shut you all up. amirite?
@abdfhsu I suppose youre a guy? You don't know its like, bro. :)

First off, learn to reply. Second, Colette is a girl. Have the decency to click on her profile before "supposing" that she is a boy.

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A female pornstar is a mattress actress, amirite?
Considering how perverted teenagers' minds have become over the years, pretty soon it'll be difficult to say anything with a straight face, amirite?

"Window cleaner"

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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My "friend" told me I was too obsessed with Europe. "Norway! Do all of my France actually think that? I'm Finnished with all of you." "Calm down man, go home, maybe lie down a bit..." "I Monaco'ing anywhere. Now Russia out of here before Iceland a punch on your ass", amirite?
@1384736

Yeah maybe a little too much. I probably could have done better things with my time then stare at a Europe map for twenty minutes.

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Imagine if amirite had a gossip magazine. "This JUST IN! Breakfastfan Is Back: Can He Live Up To His Expectations?" Or, "The Banned Users Scandal: Formerly Esteemed User Polarthebear Reveals All In This EXCLUSIVE Issue!", amirite?
@Barsoap Who was polarthebear?

Just this really popular user who got banned for making too many troll accounts or something. He had the most loved comments of all time and 5 POTDs.

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It's strange how girls have to cover their chest in the pool and boys dont, amirite?
@Vitae inorite.

I almost want to press that link, but my disgust outweighs my curiosity.

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It's strange how girls have to cover their chest in the pool and boys dont, amirite?
One of the best parts about Snapple is the cap, with all its cool clicking noises and fun facts. It's outrageous that they started making Snapple with a different, normal, boring one, amirite?
@Shugah What does it look like now? I havent seen a snapple in a while.

Like normal, except with sort of a fat water bottle cap instead. I'm pretty they still do make them with the cool cap, but I've seen a lot more of the other one recently.

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One of the best parts about Snapple is the cap, with all its cool clicking noises and fun facts. It's outrageous that they started making Snapple with a different, normal, boring one, amirite?
@Shugah WHAT? THATS HORRIBLE. I had started collecting them.

I know, I know. Why would they ever do such a thing?!? WHY?

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How to ruin someone's life. Step 1: Update your status on facebook to say that your mom died. Step 2: Post in the comments section that you were joking and got grounded for this. Step 3: Wait for someone to comment and say "you deserve it". Step 4: Delete your previous comment. amirite?
@MattA PROOF?! Find the post for me.

hahahahah. You're not clever man. I'm well aware the he got banned, and so are you. Are you denying that you stole it from him?

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How to ruin someone's life. Step 1: Update your status on facebook to say that your mom died. Step 2: Post in the comments section that you were joking and got grounded for this. Step 3: Wait for someone to comment and say "you deserve it". Step 4: Delete your previous comment. amirite?
@MattA Y U VOTE NW ON MY AWESOME POST?

Because you copied it from Philosophical_Panda.

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Whilst in the shower, you are under a lot of false pretenses: "Oh yeah, my body is lookin' TAN!" "I'm definitely clean-shaven now..." "MAN, I have a Grammy award-winning voice!" Then you get out of the shower and it's like, "Damn." amirite?

Or, "look at those abs! Definitely a six-pack!" and when you get out it's like, "where'd they go?"

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