Now I wish I had a time macne so I could go back & apologize for laughing.
And to make jokes about how dumb Americans are to make up for their own incompetence is European.
Actually people do. But, as they say, even if you win the Special Olympics, you're still retarded.
You sure you're vegetarian?
All democrats are idiots so it's all ready easy to identify them
And for those who don't understand, I drew a diagram:
you're a douche
That's what you call a backhanded compliment, if I ever did hear one.
But what you girls don't know is, it's kinda annoying... like me personally, when I'm trying to have a conversation with my friends, I hate it when girls keep distracting me with their boobs. I mean some take their shirts off and throw it at my face, while others rip it off, and then there are some who pour chocolate syrup on their body and make out with other girls and I'm like, "Can I have a minute with my friends?"
I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
You've got to wonder why it's only a black history month. The whites did a lot more awesome shit, and they don't get a month. They completely dominated another race and kicked them off their land, like bosses, and they don't get a month. This is one of the least complained about forms of racism, amirite?
Oh BreakfastFan.... When will you learn?:p In 1997, the English Parliament decided to ban guns. From 1998 to 2005, the number of deaths and injuries from handguns skyrocketed 340 percent....
In 2007, a study was done that compared gun ownership and murder rates in almost every single European country. It found that countries with more widespread gun ownership had fewer murders, while countries with less gun ownership had more murders... I know it sounds ridiculous, but consider this:
Let's say every woman in the country was issued a handgun (not from the government, of course), and they could do whatever they wanted with it. Let's say only half of them carried it around with them. The other half gave it away, put it up, etc. Now assume that you are a rapist. Are you really going to try and rape that woman knowing that there is a 50% chance she has a gun?
I like turtles.
You are very fat