Now I wish I had a time macne so I could go back & apologize for laughing.

To err is human. To not know what to err means is American, amirite?

And to make jokes about how dumb Americans are to make up for their own incompetence is European.

No one ever wins an internet argument, amirite?

Actually people do. But, as they say, even if you win the Special Olympics, you're still retarded.

Although I know there are legitimate and serious cases where a woman rapes a man, it's a little difficult to imagine that scenario. Do they just wait until the man gets a random boner and mount him or something? Because that could result in some pretty awkward situations. "Aha yes! I see a bulge in his pants! It's time to put my devious plans into motion!" "Oh hey Jennifer whats...what...wait what the fuck are you doing!?!" "Huh...must have been your phone. Shit. Well I'm gonna leave the country, amirite?
There's nothing wrong with being a vegetarian, amirite?

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You sure you're vegetarian?

All democrats should be required to wear a yellow donkey on their shirts at all times so we can identify them, amirite?

All democrats are idiots so it's all ready easy to identify them

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Cats don't need pillows to sleep on their sides ‒ they haven't got shoulders, amirite?

And for those who don't understand, I drew a diagram:

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Vegetarians do eat animal crackers, just like humans eat gingerbread men. Vegans and PETA members, on the other hand, are a different story. Who knows what they think of the 'symbolism', amirite?
Oh hott guy! pushes out boobs, amirite?
@anbright Hahahah thanks?;)

That's what you call a backhanded compliment, if I ever did hear one.

But what you girls don't know is, it's kinda annoying... like me personally, when I'm trying to have a conversation with my friends, I hate it when girls keep distracting me with their boobs. I mean some take their shirts off and throw it at my face, while others rip it off, and then there are some who pour chocolate syrup on their body and make out with other girls and I'm like, "Can I have a minute with my friends?"

PopTarts are so much better than Toaster Strudels, amirite?

I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.

You've got to wonder why it's only a black history month. The Jews went through a hell of a lot more, and they don't get a month. The Native Americans were completely kicked out of their own country, and they don't get a month. This is one of the least complained about forms of racism, amirite?

You've got to wonder why it's only a black history month. The whites did a lot more awesome shit, and they don't get a month. They completely dominated another race and kicked them off their land, like bosses, and they don't get a month. This is one of the least complained about forms of racism, amirite?

Yeah conservatives, loosening gun laws will totally make people safer and lower the murder rate. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to improve my credit score by buying tons of shit I can't afford, prevent pregnancy by poking holes in condoms, and increase my intelligence by watching MTV, amirite?

Oh BreakfastFan.... When will you learn?:p In 1997, the English Parliament decided to ban guns. From 1998 to 2005, the number of deaths and injuries from handguns skyrocketed 340 percent....

In 2007, a study was done that compared gun ownership and murder rates in almost every single European country. It found that countries with more widespread gun ownership had fewer murders, while countries with less gun ownership had more murders... I know it sounds ridiculous, but consider this:

Let's say every woman in the country was issued a handgun (not from the government, of course), and they could do whatever they wanted with it. Let's say only half of them carried it around with them. The other half gave it away, put it up, etc. Now assume that you are a rapist. Are you really going to try and rape that woman knowing that there is a 50% chance she has a gun?

If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?
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