Not everyone that has a tattoo has been in jail, but everyone that has been in jail has a tattoo, amirite?
@Serg a b c d e f g h i j k elemeno fucking goddamn p...

i can just imagine some little kid trying to recite the alphabet
Mom- can you say the alphabet sweetie
Kid- umm a..b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k...
Mom- and what comes after that...?
Kid- Uhhhh. ELEMENO FUCKING GODDAMN P

Not everyone that has a tattoo has been in jail, but everyone that has been in jail has a tattoo, amirite?
@It's elemeno fucking goddamn p. God people are so fucking stupid.

a b c d e f g h i j k elemeno fucking goddamn p...

Why the hell did Harry name one of his kids after Snape? Yes, Snape was a good guy all along, and probably saved a lot of people by putting his life on the line, but that doesn’t change the fact that he was a complete douchenozzle to Harry for 6 years, amirite?
@ASWCC he basically took the names of everyone who died, mixed them up, and named his children after them

"Hey, Dad?"
"What is it, James Lily Cedric Sirius Emmeline Amelia Albus Hedwig Alastor Rufus Dobby Colin Fred Nymphadora Remus Severus Potter?"

Contrary to popular belief, screamo music isn't all about death and pain. Most of them are poetry, and if you actually take the time to learn the lyrics, you would understand, amirite?

My favorite screamo song poem goes like:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSDJFHUSAHIODFA
OHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHHUASHH
ADFJSKJFAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

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like a mo'fuckin CEO: 1. Shove noodles in ass. 2. Absorb nutrients directly through prostate. 3. Pour powder in eyes, use chicken flavoring to acquire chicken-like powers. 4. Adopt a Kenyan and beat him in a double marathon.

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