"Regular" marriage & "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops & bras. Exactly the same thing, yet only one is allowed in public. amirite?
@1630832

Oh, sweet, I love the "let's find ridiculous Bible passages and bash on them" game. Here's a good one.

"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. While he was on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him. "Go up, baldhead," they shouted, "go up, baldhead!" The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the children to pieces."
2 Kings 2: 24

The state where most astronauts come from is Ohio. Probably so they can get as far away from there as possible, amirite?
@AwesomeCheesecake What's wrong with Ohio?

There's nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow and the rain. I really love Drew Carey and I'd like to see theRock and Roll Hall of Fame

They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?

And if you die, the Xbox shoots a bullet at your head and kills you. We can call it Call of Darwin: Wanker Extermination.

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
@Serg Look at this idiot...breathing...I need some oxygen too ASS LICKER!

Look at this idiot...commenting...I need some loves too ASS LICKER!

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

Look at this idiot...breathing...I need some oxygen too ASS LICKER!

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?

Oh yeah? Well, you know what????
NO ONE READ THIS BESIDES THE OP, I don't want to inflict this horror on anyone innocent.

You are now breathing manually.
Oh look, you've got a tongue! Was it always this big?
Don't your eyes feel dry? Better blink a few times!
Yaaaawwwwn Wow I'm tired. Tonight I am definitely going to bed on time.
I just lost the game. How about you? Still in the running?

YEAH! Let's see how YOU like it!

They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc. Amirite?
It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?

Is Anthony considering an abortion?

If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
@Yes. If she isn't financially ready, she either shouldn't have gotten raped or not slept around. If the health...

I dare you to go up to a rape victim and say "you shouldn't have gotten raped." tell me how that goes

Or when some idiot's complaining that their mother has cancer and I have to shove my Gameboy in their face and scream, "SOME OF US HAVE REAL PROBLEMS!!"

@thatsjustmii This is POTD??

No.
This is simply just an elaborate illusion.