Even if we were all the same race, humans would still find reasons to hate each other based on superficial factors. amirite?

We are all the same race

Our life is the opposite of a banana's. We're cared about when not enough ripe and when too ripe, but not in the middle. amirite?

Go to bed .

Giraffes always have the advantage when watching fireworks in a crowd, amirite?

That's why I love the ones that are under the weather.

If you run fast enough on a treadmill you could power it, amirite?

Some of them work like that

Regina Georgia's mum was a better mum than a lot of people think. amirite?
Eventually every possible song be been made... amirite?

What? How is every song made?

There's an alternate timeline where Willy Wonka just falls and dies at the start of that movie, amirite?

Do you have a video link because i would watch that on a loop?

You've already taken the picture they'll use in your obituary/funeral, amirite?

It could still be a photo yet to be taken though. If I die in 40 or 50 years they could use a photo from in that time.

If you live with a blind person you really don't have to wear clothes around the house. amirite?
@freq432 They can smell the exposed genitalia

And smell the lack of clothes, washing powder etc..

"Martian" might eventually become its own language. amirite?


Nobody gave consent to be brought into life. amirite?

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die, come watch TV.

Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?
@Iapetus-11 Farting doesn't mean you ate bad food. They're actually a health sign. Not farting may be a sign of something not...

Idk why people think farting is bad. You're right, it's normal and healthy. Also if you wanna fart less just burp more, air has to go out of one or the other hole.

Bad parents end up teaching more than good parents, amirite?


Keyword, BAD

They teach you to be afraid of coming home after school, to walk quietly so you dont attract attention, to hide everything out of fear of repercussion. They dont teach useful things, just detrimental behaviours that can have a lasting effect on your life.

Uno must be hard to play in Spanish speaking countries. amirite?

Before Uno there was an extremely similar game, we had to proclaim "last card!"

Shadows keep us from no-clipping through walls. amirite?

He's not wrong