You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
@Nickyikky Sometimes when I am just walking I think to myself "How am I doing this?"

I believe i read somewhere that a lot of your motor function that controls walking is actually controlled by clusters of neurons in your spine so that the signals dont have to go all the way to the brain.

I believe this also may have to do with the development of "muscle memory" where your body learns to react in sports or other activities without you thinking much about the exact way to do it.

If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?
@monsterallergies Hard soda is a hard soft drink. I've never had one. They seem hot right now. I assume you drink them cold. Are...

I've had the Bud Light Hard Soda - Lime. It pretty much tastes exactly like Sprite. You seriously can not tell that there is alcohol even in it. No bud light after taste or anything.

Masturbating is the most fun activity where you don't smile. amirite?
your skeleton takes 70 to 110 years to naturally hatch, amirite?

Wachu mean "hatch"?

If your train gets delayed while you're on board, you're getting better value for money, amirite?

If the length of the ride is what you value. If efficiency why you decided to take the train then it your train delay just cost you more time…. And time is money.

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
As a female, ears are handy to hold our hair back. Particularly while looking down at something or frustrated. amirite?
Being a shy extrovert would feel like being socially constipated. amirite?
Kinda weird that there isn't just free drinking water everywhere. amirite?

There are still a decent amount of drinking fountains around

Due to cesarean sections, many men may die having never touched a female vagina. amirite?

Why's no one talking about male vaginas?

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?

How many little kids have you been around? They most definitely have a say in what they watch. My daughter, when she was 18 months old had very strong opinions on wanting to watch the SAME Twinkle Twinkle Little Star video over an over again many times.

Streaming has saved a lot of movies and tv shows that would have been forgotten. amirite?

And some of them probably should have been.

Those TV shows where they buy cheap houses then sell them for more money basically just taught everyone how to make it impossible for poor people to afford a house. amirite?

They don't even do any actual fixing, they just turn a deathtrap into a very pretty deathtrap.

If you were forced into a room full of every single fart you have ever produced, you would most likely enjoy the smell. amirite?

Most likey die

Someone has probably nutted to the human centipede, amirite?

To the what.