"Old enough to pee, old enough for me."

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley. obviously.

I try not to use the phrase, "blew my mind," but this post did just that.

i'm sorry. i'm american, so i can't relate to this very well...

you're a poet and you didn't even realize it....

unfortunately it doesn't stop me from using them, so i have to come up with new ridiculous combinations of swear words that have more power.

yeah, now you totally can't like him anymore...

depends on height.

looks like someone doesn't understand the concept of time zones.

i thought this was heading down the racist joke path...

Certainly, but it's not lemonade. That delectable combination of sugar, lemons, and water is just out of my price range.

my parents also blame everything that's wrong with the computer on me.

probably for being the first person to time travel.

What do you mean "It's not like you rent them"

I've been in the baby renting business for the past 5 years. And business is booming.

I think this is a myth spread around by fat girls to get some guys.