In China, too young is just a name, amirite?

"Old enough to pee, old enough for me."

I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley. obviously.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

I try not to use the phrase, "blew my mind," but this post did just that.

Canadians: you hate it when a post says it's directed at a certain group of people but really has nothing to do with them or can apply to anyone, amirite?

i'm sorry. i'm american, so i can't relate to this very well...

You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?

you're a poet and you didn't even realize it....

The less you use swear words, the more power they have when you do use them. amirite?

unfortunately it doesn't stop me from using them, so i have to come up with new ridiculous combinations of swear words that have more power.

Girls: It's incredibly unfortunate when an extremely HOT guy has a nerdy name, amirite?

yeah, now you totally can't like him anymore...

Guys: 110 pounds (52 kgs) is the ideal weight for girls, amirite?

depends on height.

@Heh, looks like April Fools is early

looks like someone doesn't understand the concept of time zones.

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?

i thought this was heading down the racist joke path...

Rich people drink lemonade. Poor people drink financial ade, amirite?
@375176

Certainly, but it's not lemonade. That delectable combination of sugar, lemons, and water is just out of my price range.

my parents also blame everything that's wrong with the computer on me.

It'd be really cool/freaky if you time traveled into the future and opened a textbook where there was two whole pages about you, amirite?

probably for being the first person to time travel.

You always wonder were actors get newborn children. Its not like you rent them, amirite?

What do you mean "It's not like you rent them"

I've been in the baby renting business for the past 5 years. And business is booming.

Chubby girls are better in bed, amirite?

I think this is a myth spread around by fat girls to get some guys.