I managed to grow up, go to college, get a job, get married and raise two children in the time it took this post to get to the punchline.
SO AND SO!
WHAT'S HER FACE!
THE UGLY ONE!
I was studying to become a doctor before studying to become a doctor was cool.
Not the way I hug people
My suicide note will be a print-out of this page.
u can shut yo mouth go buy sum sens theyr nt in da 99p shop enymor u dun no wut ur sayin so u best b quiet o i wil find out wher u live n rob u o btw remember i no ur secret
i think you mean....
if you're not eating ramen noodles, you're not eating right :P
And so little time
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a hot dog?
I don't jizz on my hotdog before I eat it.